People brag about the weirdest things. Whether they feel brave because they are hiding behind a computer or a phone screen, or if they really believe that someone will believe their lies or boast, you always get those people that will run their mouths on the internet. These posts are prime examples of people bragging about things others didn’t ask about. From bragging about how you could break fictional character Ron Weasley in half to thinking it’s cool not to have airbags in your car, we’ve compiled a list of “weird flex” posts that were shared on the internet.
When Grandpa Pulls a Move
This picture perfectly explains the phrase “never judge a book by its cover.” While some poor soul thought they were doing something nice by offering an older gentleman a priority seat on the subway, this grandpa had a different idea as he made a power move on the handrail.
We do applaud his strength and ability at his age (in fact, it’s pretty freaking cool) but feel that he could have just said, “No, thank you.”
Usain Bolt Wins the Internet
Mr. “Lightning Bolt” himself posted a brag disguised as a joke. Using the concept of social distancing to refer to how far ahead he was of his opponents, the internet responded with glee and congratulated the world record holder.
While boasting is often considered egotistical, we give Usain credit for his worthy boast. At least this weird flex has been very much earned thanks to his athletic skill.
Bill Gates Blunder
The invention of the CD-Rom saw big changes in how we could store data. Instead of a long, scientific explanation, Bill Gates thought suspending himself on thousands of pieces of paper was a better way to show just how much space (and trees) his 1994 creation would save.
Weird flex, yes, but kudos to Bill for coming up with this creative visual explanation. We just really hope he then recycled all that paper.
Here Come the Parents…
Parents of little kids have a weird way of trying to outdo anyone’s achievements by comparing them to child-rearing. This poor guy was proud of himself for running a full 5kms (which is no easy feat, by the way).
Weird flex, yes, but kudos to Bill for coming up with this creative visual explanation. We just really hope he then recycled all that paper.
But then, in marches a parent, dismissing his achievement by comparing it to buckling their toddler into a car seat. Sure, parenting is hard, but that’s no reason to downplay someone’s achievements.
Livestock Wars
The 1800s were clearly a strange time. We can think of a few ways that one could use to compare your wealth, and comparing or exaggerating the size of your livestock is not it!
Sure, having a fat cow or pig means they are well fed, and you can afford to feed them, but having them captured in a picture larger than they are is a really weird flex.
Alphabet Woes
The alphabet is one of the first of many things that we learn at school. Most schools teach it to kids in the form of a song — you know which one we mean — so writing it out in full from memory is anything but a flex.
We’re not sure what Lil Spoon was trying to achieve with their tweet, but at least it’s good for a laugh or two.
Thanks, Albertsons, Nobody Asked
Riding on the tailcoats of another popular store comes the Loz Feliz Albertsons. While most stores would boast about their excellent product range or low prices, Albertsons jumped onto the bandwagon by boasting about the “hotties” that come into their store too.
Unfortunately for them, no one seemed to care, and their tweet went all but unnoticed.
When Cheetos Are Life
Ever loved a snack so much that you got the remnants of said snack tattooed on your fingertips? Julian Glander felt quite good about his boast that showed his love for Cheetos Flamin’ Hot chips.
We do applaud his dedication, but this feels like a bit too much. We get loving snacks, but this really is taking things one step too far.
Mailbox Flex?
Are you one of those type-A personalities who reads, sorts, and then clears your digital mailbox daily, or are you on the other side of the spectrum like the person who posted this picture?
While their employers might see this as a bit of a problem if they use Gmail for their work correspondence, for Type-A personalities, this is an absolute nightmare! Clear your mailbox, please!
When Runners Make a Plan
Worldwide lockdowns had people coming up with some pretty creative days to participate in their hobbies. Not even that could make this runner miss “participating” in the Paris marathon as he cleverly ran up and down his balcony to complete the required distance.
You, Sir, are a winner and get extra credit for your creativity. Running a marathon is impressive on its own, but on a balcony, of all places, is even more amazing.
Mask of the Day
Wearing a mask has quickly become one of the best defenses against viral illnesses out there. Sure, there were some who hated it, but then you get those who got creative and had a designated mask for every day of the week.
We would love to know what this person gets up to on Tuesday that requires this strange mask. But, in a world where basically everyone owns several masks, is this really something to flex over?
TV vs. Dishwasher
We would just love to be there when this woman discovers the caption her man used when showing off his new TV. Only a very brave soul would refer to his beloved as a dishwasher, and Abdullahi deserves a medal for bravery.
Oh, to see the fallout that one tweet would cause. Good Luck, sir… you may need to get a new dishwasher soon because this one may be on its way out. This is definitely a strange way to show your excitement over your new TV.
This Deserves Applause
This is anything but a weird flex, and the poster of this picture deserves praise for her outstanding achievement. While some find a job straight after high school, others dedicate their time and efforts to getting a degree.
Ms. Bailey is clearly proud of her achievements (as she should be) and had her doctorate certificate turned into a blanket. You go, girl!
Difficulties in the Dating World
The dating world can be brutal. For single parents, it’s even harder when you come with added extras — otherwise known as kids. This single parent embraced all their baggage, proudly announced themselves, and added in a bit of a warning.
We’re not quite sure how effective they will be in finding a mate, but good on them for being as open as possible. Still, though, they probably could have mentioned this in a way that didn’t make their problems sound like a weird flex.
Gym Dude vs. Ron Weasley
Gym dudes: we all know at least one. Regularly seen flexing their muscles and threatening to take on anyone and everyone, one has to wonder where they will draw the limit to their boasting.
This guy makes it hard to take him seriously as he describes how he would take on none other than Harry Potter character Ron Weasley. Who is that insecure that they feel the need to boast about fighting a children’s book character?
Got Milk?
Did you ever wonder why, as a kid, you were given a carton of milk with your cafeteria lunch? We definitely don’t need to tell you about the wonders of milk and calcium, but this Twitter user clearly doesn’t know just how good it is for you as they criticize milk drinkers.
Thankfully, Anna has a perfect comeback for this anti-milk fiend, no matter how silly it may seem. We salute you, Anna, on behalf of milk drinkers everywhere.
Germs, Germs, Everywhere
It seems crazy to think that in modern times, with medical technology so well-advanced, some still don’t believe that germs exist simply because they can’t be seen with the naked eye. We do wonder what prompted Mr. Hegseth to make this statement, but we can say with certainty that if it’s fame that he wanted, it’s fame that he got, even if it is just for the absurdity of what he believes to be true.
Erasing years of scientific study and methodology with a single statement is not only stupid but irresponsible as well. Keep dreaming, Mr. Hegseth. We won’t be shaking your hand anytime soon.
Parenthood Dreams
We all have dreams of what we will be like as parents. Some dream of being stay-at-home parents who spend their days baking and carting kids from one after-school activity to the next, while others dream of balancing work and home life.
This Twitter user, however, has different dreams than most and wants to make it their goal to beat their kids at video games. Very, very weird flex, but to each their own.
When Your Wifi Name Is Unique
We’re betting that no one else will have the same wifi name as this guy. Maybe he just wanted to be as unique as possible, or perhaps this is the only way he could announce his dubious “accomplishments.”
Whatever the case, we give him a solid ten out of ten for creativity but would suggest choosing a wifi name that won’t get him into trouble.
Someone Needs to Check the Date
Here’s hoping that Twitter user Dolan Dark made a mistake when he posted that he hadn’t showered since 2018! Dates can be extra tricky for some people, especially when entering the new year.
But, Dolan Dark seemed quite adamant that he had, in fact, not showered since the previous year, even when corrected and questioned on the validity of his statement. Someone hand this man a loofah and a bottle of shower gel, please.
When You “Yeet” the Baby
Twitter user Petty Mom took her contraception a step further by decorating her birth control box with a woman “yeeting” a baby. For those not familiar with the term, “yeet” means to throw or toss.
We love the humor and creativity that went with this design. But, this is a pretty strange thing to flex about online, right? Either way, we definitely think that she should keep creating funny decorations for things.
Monopoly: A Game for Losers?
Nothing beats playing your favorite board games with your loved ones. That’s probably why so many families have a designated game night to spend time together and enjoy some fun competition. Probably best to steer clear of Monopoly on those nights if you don’t want to cause any fights.
This person, though, thought that flexing that they had no friends in response to this tweet would actually make someone impressed. Honestly, this is just really sad. We really hope that brand0n_the_canadian gets at least someone they can play with.
A Baby Is Born
Whether your sweet bundle of joy was born naturally or via c-section, in a private hospital or another birthing center, the only important thing is that your baby is healthy, right?
Why on earth, then, would you feel the need to put a bumper sticker on your car announcing that your baby was born at home? Congratulations, we guess, but it’s not really relevant today and it is a very weird thing to boast about.
Weird Achievement for Sure
We’re not exactly sure what this anonymous poster is boasting about here. Flexing about never using your school’s toilets for anything serious for an entire year is certainly a strange achievement to brag about.
Even weirder is the fact that they haven’t actually achieved their goal yet — so should they really be bragging just yet? After all, a lot can happen in five months… Who knows if they actually complete this?
Poop Wars
We can think of very little worse than walking out of your front door and stepping in a pile of someone else’s dog poop. This homeowner hatched out the ultimate revenge plan as they confronted the culprit and threatened to poop on their walkway, too.
They could have left out the horrific details of the size, though, as we feel it is far better to leave some things to the imagination. But, all in all, a good plan, even if it is a bit on the weird side.
Inheritance Flex for the Win
Money is money, are we right? Err, not in this case, no. While boasting about your riches is not considered polite, flexing that you inherited the money from your dad’s passing is just downright weird.
Just like Scott says, it is a bit of a weird flex. We bet Twitter user Q2Spier will think twice before soon boasting on the internet.
When Flexing Is Okay
This vehicle owner used his number plate to boast about his child’s extra chromosome. While many view an extra chromosome as a disability or defect, this kid’s parent is obviously proud that their child is different and wholeheartedly embraces their child and their needs.
This is not a weird flex at all, but it makes our list for how darn cute this is. Keep doing what you’re doing, parent, because you are making a difference!
When Extra Is EXTRA
Okay, okay, we get it. You know your biology and anatomy pretty well. While no one likes a smart aleck, we hope this kid got extra credit for their anatomically correct drawing of a heart.
Why follow instructions when you can be extra and draw the proper version? Good on you, kid, but we hope you apply yourself like this in every class.
Apple Does it Again
Apple is known for its quality products. But, who would have thought that their newest creation, the AirPods, could be used with a bottom-of-the-range, slightly archaic Android phone?
Is this real, or has someone gone to great lengths to trick us into buying a product that we, too, are sure we would lose before the end of the day? Hoax or not, this is a pretty strange way to brag about them.
Flexing About the Weather
We often see posts about it being so hot in a particular city that you could fry an egg on the literal sidewalk or even bake a tray of cookies in your car. But, have you ever seen the temperatures dip so low that an egg freezes when you crack it?
Wisconsin wanted to join the weather-flex trend, and it certainly garnered some attention as it went viral shortly after being shared. We still think that the weather, something we have no control over, is a strange thing to brag about.
When Virtual Reality Goes Too Far
You get virtual reality, and then you get THIS! Gamers are constantly on the hunt for a cool gadget that makes the game more realistic, giving them that awesome feeling that they are actually involved in the game.
But, as you can see from this viral picture, this guy took it a step too far when he brought in a real horse to play Red Dead Redemption. Maybe next time, though, he could just use a chair and a bit of imagination like a normal person would…?
Redneck Boasts
We get it; you’re proud of your heritage and want to show it off to the world. There is absolutely nothing wrong with pride over who you are, but perhaps a bumper sticker that sounds more like a playground brag is not the way to go about it.
Does the word “Rednecker” actually exist? We don’t think so! Next time, use a smaller sticker and check your grammar and spelling, too!
Step Count Flex
As kids, it was cool to see just how many stairs you could skip when going up a staircase. When you’re older, though, even just a few stairs can be pretty daunting, and some have stair-lifts installed to make it a bit easier.
Bet those kids at school will eat their words when they see this impressive creation, even if it does only happen when they are hopefully old and gray.
Flush Master Flex
What in tarnation would require you to be able to flush golf balls down your toilet? While some hygiene companies would focus on the shape or overall design of their toilets, this company decided to advertise their toilet in a totally unique way.
Don’t get us wrong, we are intrigued and might just have to test this one out for ourselves, but this is still an incredibly weird way to market a product.
When Your Mouse Didn’t Dissolve
It took us a good few tries more than we wanted to figure this one out. A man sues a drinks company because his drink had a mouse in it after 74 days. The lawyers argue that their drink will dissolve a mouse in 30.
Who did this test, and why was it necessary in the first place? With con men everywhere trying to make a quick buck, it’s a sad day when you have to do these tests to prove a claim’s legality. It’s also a pretty gross flex.
Extreme Dedication Flex
While a good, healthy diet is key when you are trying to get the body you want, there needs to be a clear line between choosing a healthy lifestyle versus being addicted to working out. This guy clearly enjoys his food and taking care of his physique, but there is always that one guy who will take it to the extreme.
Do you go to the gym? And if so, do you eat for enjoyment, or are you one of those bragging jerks who eat purely to fuel their bodies? However you choose to nourish yourself, please don’t humble-brag about it.
Craigslist Nightmares
It can be frustrating dealing with people who try to make you drop your price when you are selling something online, and sometimes negotiations can turn to threats, as is the case in this post.
Certainly, bragging over how very rich you are while being rude and mean about wanting a discount just makes this person look like a choosy beggar. But, no matter what, we’re not sure the seller should stoop to their level.
When Common Sense Fades
We hate to be the bearers of seemingly bad news, but having airbags in your car makes you no less of a man or woman (or anything really). Airbags are designed to cushion the blow when you are in an accident and can prevent serious injury.
But, every so often, you, too, will come across these wannabe-hardcore people who think that a bad boy image will save them in the event of an accident. Make smart decisions, people!
Man vs. Bird
Imagine comparing yourself to a bird. This is exactly what this social media user did when he offered this rather insane comment on an article about birds. Firstly, no one asked, and secondly, you shouldn’t brag about falling asleep on the job.
Perhaps a good night’s sleep will help you stay awake at work and prevent you from making inane comments on internet articles.
Okay, But Why?!?
A stopwatch is handy for timing how fast you can run a lap or how long it takes you to do something. This guy took it one step further and decided to leave it running for almost three years.
Why, you ask? We have no clue, either. It certainly would make for a rather interesting story to hear his reasoning, though.
Master Rice Cooker
Talk about skills! This guy has so much talent in the kitchen that he can cook rice in 58 seconds instead of a minute. We all know the trial and error that accompanies cooking rice and wish, too, that we had the extraordinary ability to shave off a whole two seconds from the cooking time. Sigh.
Sometimes a clever quip makes you sound the opposite of smart, and in this flex case, we can’t imagine why this is boast-worthy.
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