Teacher Jokes That Make Us Laugh Out Loud


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A good chuckle can be a game-changer in the classroom. When boredom strikes or morale seems low, laughter is the best medicine. Need some kid-friendly humor to boost the mood? We’ve got you covered! Here’s a list of cheesy teacher jokes you can share with your students!

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     Teacher: “Name two pronouns?”
    Student: “
    Who, me?”

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    Why did the kids cross the playground?

    To get to the other slide!

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    Teacher: Why are you late for school?

    Student: Because of a sign down the road.

    Teacher: What does the sign have to do with you being late?

    Student: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”

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    How do bees get to school?

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     They ride the school buzz!

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    Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? 

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    Because her class was very bright!

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     Why is a piano so hard to open? 

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    Because the keys are on the inside!

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    What do you call a belt made from watches? 

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    A waist of time.

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    Which school teachers have the greenest thumbs?

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     The kinder-garden teachers!

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    What do you say to comfort a Grammar teacher?

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    There Their They’re.

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    student: “Can I go to the toilet?”
    Teacher: “I don’t know, can you?”

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    What do you call a teacher who forgot to take attendance?

    Absent-minded.

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    Teacher: What is the most common phrase used in school?

    Student: I don’t know!

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    Teacher: Correct!

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    What is a teacher’s favourite nation?

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    Expla-nation!


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    Teacher: Give me a sentence beginning with ‘I’.

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    Student: I is the…

    Teacher: Remember you must say ‘I am’ not ‘I is’.

    Student: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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     Why did the teacher jump into the ocean? 

    To test the waters!

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    Why was the geometry class always tired? 

    Because they were all out of shape.

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    Child: I think we need a new teacher.

    Mom: Why’s that?

    Child: Our teacher doesn’t know anything! She keeps asking us for the answers…


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    Teacher: I will always tell you to follow your dreams, but I’ll never let you sleep in class!

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    What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? 

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    One has claws at the end of its paws. The other is a pause at the end of a clause.

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    Why didn’t the banana go to school? 

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    It wasn’t peeling well!

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     Is it better to be hot or cold when playing tag during recess?

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     Hot because you can always catch a cold!

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    When do you go on red and stop at green? 

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    When you’re eating a watermelon!

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    Why don't teachers ever get tired of teaching?

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     Because it's a "lesson" they love!

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    Teacher: Why can’t freshwater fish live in salt water?
    Student: The salt would give them high blood pressure.

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    Teacher: If I had 8 oranges in one hand and 10 apples in the other hand, what would I have?

    Student: Big hands!

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    Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? 

    Because she could not control her pupils!

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     Teacher: What is the shortest month?

    Student: May, it only has three letters.

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    How is an English teacher like a judge?

    They both give out sentences!

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     What do you call an English teacher with a social media addiction?

    Instagrammar.

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    Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.

    One boy throws his bag out of the window.

    Teacher: Who just threw that?

    Boy: Me! I’m going home now!

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