A good chuckle can be a game-changer in the classroom. When boredom strikes or morale seems low, laughter is the best medicine. Need some kid-friendly humor to boost the mood? We’ve got you covered! Here’s a list of cheesy teacher jokes you can share with your students!
Teacher: “Name two pronouns?”
Student: “Who, me?”
Why did the kids cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Teacher: Why are you late for school?
Student: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does the sign have to do with you being late?
Student: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”
How do bees get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her class was very bright!
Why is a piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are on the inside!
What do you call a belt made from watches?
A waist of time.
Which school teachers have the greenest thumbs?
The kinder-garden teachers!
What do you say to comfort a Grammar teacher?
There Their They’re.
student: “Can I go to the toilet?”
Teacher: “I don’t know, can you?”
What do you call a teacher who forgot to take attendance?
Teacher: What is the most common phrase used in school?
Student: I don’t know!
What is a teacher’s favourite nation?
Teacher: Give me a sentence beginning with ‘I’.
Student: I is the…
Teacher: Remember you must say ‘I am’ not ‘I is’.
Student: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
Why was the geometry class always tired?
Because they were all out of shape.
Child: I think we need a new teacher.
Mom: Why’s that?
Child: Our teacher doesn’t know anything! She keeps asking us for the answers…
Teacher: I will always tell you to follow your dreams, but I’ll never let you sleep in class!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws. The other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Why didn’t the banana go to school?
It wasn’t peeling well!
Is it better to be hot or cold when playing tag during recess?
Hot because you can always catch a cold!
When do you go on red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon!
Why don't teachers ever get tired of teaching?
Because it's a "lesson" they love!
Teacher: Why can’t freshwater fish live in salt water?
Student: The salt would give them high blood pressure.
Teacher: If I had 8 oranges in one hand and 10 apples in the other hand, what would I have?
Student: Big hands!
Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
Because she could not control her pupils!
Teacher: What is the shortest month?
Student: May, it only has three letters.
How is an English teacher like a judge?
They both give out sentences!
What do you call an English teacher with a social media addiction?
Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out of the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now!