A good chuckle can be a game-changer in the classroom. When boredom strikes or morale seems low, laughter is the best medicine. Need some kid-friendly humor to boost the mood? We’ve got you covered! Here’s a list of cheesy teacher jokes you can share with your students!
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Teacher: “Name two pronouns?”
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Why did the kids cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
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Teacher: Why are you late for school?
Student: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does the sign have to do with you being late?
Student: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!” -
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How do bees get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her class was very bright!
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Why is a piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are on the inside!
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What do you call a belt made from watches?
A waist of time.
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Which school teachers have the greenest thumbs?
The kinder-garden teachers!
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What do you say to comfort a Grammar teacher?
There Their They’re.
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student: “Can I go to the toilet?”
Teacher: “I don’t know, can you?” -
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What do you call a teacher who forgot to take attendance?
Absent-minded.
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Teacher: What is the most common phrase used in school?
Student: I don’t know!
Teacher: Correct!
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What is a teacher’s favourite nation?
Expla-nation!
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Teacher: Give me a sentence beginning with ‘I’.
Student: I is the…
Teacher: Remember you must say ‘I am’ not ‘I is’.
Student: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
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Why was the geometry class always tired?
Because they were all out of shape.
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Child: I think we need a new teacher.
Mom: Why’s that?
Child: Our teacher doesn’t know anything! She keeps asking us for the answers… -
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Teacher: I will always tell you to follow your dreams, but I’ll never let you sleep in class!
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What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws. The other is a pause at the end of a clause.
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Why didn’t the banana go to school?
It wasn’t peeling well!
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Is it better to be hot or cold when playing tag during recess?
Hot because you can always catch a cold!
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When do you go on red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon!
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Why don't teachers ever get tired of teaching?
Because it's a "lesson" they love!
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Teacher: Why can’t freshwater fish live in salt water?
Student: The salt would give them high blood pressure. -
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Teacher: If I had 8 oranges in one hand and 10 apples in the other hand, what would I have?
Student: Big hands!
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Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
Because she could not control her pupils!
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Teacher: What is the shortest month?
Student: May, it only has three letters.
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How is an English teacher like a judge?
They both give out sentences!
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What do you call an English teacher with a social media addiction?
Instagrammar.
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Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out of the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now!
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