Hilarious Jokes For Mom To Laugh Out Loud


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Hilarious Jokes For Mom To Laugh Out Loud

Becoming a mother and looking after a child is not a piece of cake, and you need time for yourself. Hence, take some time off your parenting schedule, scroll through this post on mom jokes, and have a hearty good laugh. Attending to your baby’s needs is important, but so is taking care of yourself.

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    Motherhood is the only job where you can take a sick day and end up doing more work.

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    "Behind every great kid is a mom who's pretty sure she's messing it up."

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    Being a mom is like being a referee, but nobody follows the rules and the game never ends."

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    Motherhood: where the days are long, but the years are short... and the laundry is endless."

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    My mom doesn't need an alarm clock. She has kids."

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    Moms have a PhD in finding lost toys, socks, and patience.

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    I asked my mom if she had a password for the WiFi. She said, 'You need to clean your room.'

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    Motherhood is the only job where going to the bathroom alone feels like a spa day."

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    Parenthood is 90% asking 'Where is your other shoe?' and 10% wondering if it's too late to join the circus."

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    You know you're a mom when going to the grocery store by yourself feels like a vacation."

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    Why did the cookie cry?

    Because his mother was a wafer so long!

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    “Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?”

    Mother: “I don’t know dear, ask your grandmother.”

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    Why was the mother firefly so happy?

    Because her children were all so bright.

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    What do moms want for Mother’s Day?

    Replacement silverware.

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    What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?

    Catch up!

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    Why is a computer so smart?

    Cause it listens to its motherboard

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    What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

    “Where’s Pop corn?

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    Why did the baby strawberry cry?

    Because his mom was in a jam!

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    Moms have a secret superpower.

    They can turn a messy room into a clean one just by saying, ‘I’ll count to three!’

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    Why did the bean children give their mom a sweater?

    She was chili

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    What did the Egyptian family do on Mother’s Day?

    Brought their mummy breakfast in bed

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    Where did the cow family go on Mother’s Day?

    The moo-vies

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    Science teacher: “When is the boiling point reached?”

    Student: “When my mother sees my report card!”

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    How does a mom measure time?

    In loads of laundry, cups of coffee, and milestones reached!

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    Why was the house so neat on Mother’s Day?

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    Because Mom spent Saturday cleaning it

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    What’s mom’s favorite superhero power?

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    Multitasking.

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    . Why did the dishwasher ask its dish rack kid to help?

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    Because it’s time they learned to ‘rack’ up some responsibility!

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    What’s mom’s favorite weather?

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    Sunny with a chance of napping.

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