Becoming a mother and looking after a child is not a piece of cake, and you need time for yourself. Hence, take some time off your parenting schedule, scroll through this post on mom jokes, and have a hearty good laugh. Attending to your baby’s needs is important, but so is taking care of yourself.
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Motherhood is the only job where you can take a sick day and end up doing more work.
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"Behind every great kid is a mom who's pretty sure she's messing it up."
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Being a mom is like being a referee, but nobody follows the rules and the game never ends."
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Motherhood: where the days are long, but the years are short... and the laundry is endless."
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My mom doesn't need an alarm clock. She has kids."
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Moms have a PhD in finding lost toys, socks, and patience.
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I asked my mom if she had a password for the WiFi. She said, 'You need to clean your room.'
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Motherhood is the only job where going to the bathroom alone feels like a spa day."
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Parenthood is 90% asking 'Where is your other shoe?' and 10% wondering if it's too late to join the circus."
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You know you're a mom when going to the grocery store by yourself feels like a vacation."
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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“Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?”
Mother: “I don’t know dear, ask your grandmother.”
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Why was the mother firefly so happy?
Because her children were all so bright.
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What do moms want for Mother’s Day?
Replacement silverware.
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What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?
Catch up!
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Why is a computer so smart?
Cause it listens to its motherboard
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
“Where’s Pop corn?
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Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because his mom was in a jam!
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Moms have a secret superpower.
They can turn a messy room into a clean one just by saying, ‘I’ll count to three!’
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Why did the bean children give their mom a sweater?
She was chili
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What did the Egyptian family do on Mother’s Day?
Brought their mummy breakfast in bed
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Where did the cow family go on Mother’s Day?
The moo-vies
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Science teacher: “When is the boiling point reached?”
Student: “When my mother sees my report card!”
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How does a mom measure time?
In loads of laundry, cups of coffee, and milestones reached! -
Why was the house so neat on Mother’s Day?
Because Mom spent Saturday cleaning it
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What’s mom’s favorite superhero power?
Multitasking.
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. Why did the dishwasher ask its dish rack kid to help?
Because it’s time they learned to ‘rack’ up some responsibility!
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What’s mom’s favorite weather?
Sunny with a chance of napping.