The medical field in 2021 hasn’t been very cheerful, but doctors have a great sense of humor. They use jokes to make people feel better because hospitals can be stressful. Even though dealing with doctors isn’t always fun, their jokes can brighten your day!
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1- Man: “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
Doctor: “Is this her first child?” Man: “No, you idiot! This is her husband!”
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- Patient: “Doctor, I getheartburnevery time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
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- Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Colin who? Colin the doctor… I’m sick!
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A little boy had a crush on his teacher, but she was dating a doctor. So, the boy brought his teacher an apple every day.
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Doctor: “I have some bad news and some very bad news.”
Patient: “Well, might as well give me the bad news first.”
Doctor: “The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.”
Patient: “24 HOURS! That’s terrible!! What could be worse? What’s the very bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”
