Best Dad Jokes to Make the Whole Family Chuckle


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Best Dad Jokes to Make the Whole Family Chuckle

 A dad joke is a type of joke that dads like to tell. When someone becomes a dad, they start making these kinds of jokes. They're usually short and play with words in a funny way. It's a bit like a tradition, passed down from one dad to another. Sometimes, dads also tell jokes that are related to moms.

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    I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

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    "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?"

     "A satisfactory."

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    Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems."

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    What did the ocean say to the beach?"

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     "Nothing, it just waved.

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    Dad, did you get a haircut?"

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     "No, I got them all cut!

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    "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

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    It was two tired."

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    Dad, can you put the cat out?"

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     "I didn't know it was on fire."

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    What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

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    Nothing, they just waved.

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    I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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    Why did the bicycle fall over?

    Because it was two-tired!

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    Why don't scientists trust atoms?

    Because they make up everything!

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    Parallel lines have so much in common.

    It's a shame they'll never meet.

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    Why did the bicycle fall over?

    Because it was two-tired!

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    Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

    Great food, no atmosphere!

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    What do you call fake spaghetti?

    An impasta!

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    How do you catch a squirrel?

    Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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    Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
    Because a toothbrush works better!

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     Do you want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?
     Joke! Joke! Jooooooooooooooooke.

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    I found a wooden shoe in my toilet

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     it was clogged.

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    When does a regular joke become a “dad joke?”
    When it becomes apparent!

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    Why is the cow always smiling?
     It’s in a good mooood I guess!

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