A dad joke is a type of joke that dads like to tell. When someone becomes a dad, they start making these kinds of jokes. They're usually short and play with words in a funny way. It's a bit like a tradition, passed down from one dad to another. Sometimes, dads also tell jokes that are related to moms.
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0I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
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"What do you call a factory that makes okay products?"
"A satisfactory."
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Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems."
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What did the ocean say to the beach?"
"Nothing, it just waved.
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Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!
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"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired."
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Dad, can you put the cat out?"
"I didn't know it was on fire."
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
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How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
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Do you want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?
Joke! Joke! Jooooooooooooooooke. -
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I found a wooden shoe in my toilet
it was clogged.
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When does a regular joke become a “dad joke?”
When it becomes apparent! -
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Why is the cow always smiling?
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