Kids often have a unique and adorable perspective on things, thanks to their lack of experience in this world. They can provide a fresh angle (most of the times, completely by accident) on things we find ordinary and even boring.
These examples will show you what we’re talking about – just check out these hilarious notes written by kids!
Better than nothing
Mommy must be so proud.
“Mommy I love u sometimes!!!!!”
Brutal honesty
“Eric and mom do not take because mom has a but problem and eric takes to much”
Blackmailing 101
“I won’t love you if you make me clean my room”
What would you do if you had a superpower?
“April 21, 1988
If I were invisible I would check on my brother see if he is being bad. If he is I will tell on him, and then I will do it again. I love telling on my brother”
Now that’s a useful skill
“What would you still like to learn? How Jayden gets girls”
But I still love you
“I hope you get a lot of presents and a Happy Merry Christmas. And you are fat.”
It’s the thought that counts
“You are a beautiful human being, but i’m not good at drawin human beings so I have drawn a potato instead. But potatoes are beautiful to in its own way.”
If you would be so kind to explain
“Dear Sir/Madam,
I love mini oreo biscuits especially the cream, but the last few packets I have had contained a biscuit without cream. Please explain.
Alice Riley age 7”
Any of us could’ve been that kid
“My one wish is… for it to rain tacos”
Don’t slack off, tooth fairy
Annisa needs that money.
“Dear tooth fairy, I lost my tooth on 23 of Oct. Now it is Nov 12. I lost my tooth in pizza. I lost both today. You owe me $1.00 not to be hard but I need money. Annisa”
Always be specific with your requests
“Bear tooth fairy may you please give me fourty five dollars or more love Taylor”
This nature lover is hurt
“Never put nature aside for television. You burned my filings today, and I am warning you never to do what you did today again.”
100% effective
How does your family deal with stress?
“Positive Ways Our Family Handles Stress”
“Suck it up”
Illustrate your feelings
Buckets full of tears are not to be joked about.
“Mom, Dad I love you but you can’t cut my hair if you do I will never fogive you I love my hair and guess you don’t love me enough to do what I want for a change.”
As long as it.. rhymes?
“Mom, I love you more than rainbows
and beautiful blue skies,
I love you more than buttercups
and wings of butterflies.
I love you more than… COW”
Plot Twist
Poor dad.
“Dear Dad, I’m so glad that me and Isaac are staying with you! Me and Isaac miss you! I hope you and mom will git back together! But you and mom won’t. Because my mom dose not like you.”
You raised her well
Good kids always tell their parents where they are going, even if it’s running away.
“Mom, I’m going to run away tomroe at 9:30 wean you and Dad are steepping. Be sure to say good by for ever. Emily
P.S. I will be packing tonight”
Snack stealing daddy
“Dear mommy
I do not think I say this oftn I love you very very very very very ok this is the last one very much and I’ve got a poum for you
roses are red
just like your fase
when dad eats our snak”
Been wondering the same
“Dear God,”
Did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it an accident. Norma”
Pro tip
Larry has a point here.
“Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. Larry”
Have you, Uncle Bryan?
“Dear Uncle Bryan,
I hope you have a good birthday. I love you Uncle Bryan. How are you? Have your hird of saten? he makes you do bad thagings.
Love
Rebekkah”
Aggressive one
That’s not how it works, Brooke.
“Dear Mom, Thank yo sooooo much for being my mom. If I had a dfferent Mom I would punch her in the face and go find you. Love, Brooke”
Heartbreaking
Really sad or just a good manipulator?
“Dear Mom and Dad dont bother to give me dinner im not that hungry. Luke From the saddest person in the world”
You did what, mom?
“Dear Mom, please stop burping up poop on my bed.”
Horable. Do not drink
“This tost horable”
Joseph gets it
“It takes balls to be a Dad
-Joseph”
Abby the explorer
“I think there is a monster under my bed. I am brave so I will breck it out. Update: hold your fire. As for now, ther is no monster under the bed. Just a popsicle stick and a ded bug. Abby”
Watch out, Santa
This is the last warning.
“Dear Santa, You better bring my pony this year. Or there will be consequences.”
The disappointment is real
“Dear toothfairy, what hapnned? why? why did you skip me?”
Oh, Katie
“I am sorry I farted in your presence and laughed about it. Sincerely Katie”
Never assume
He really dident.
“I am running away becas. you think I farted when I dident. PS You are mean”
This one doesn’t sugarcoat it
“At school I ate stale cheetos with lunch thanks mom. Played math games. Learned about oil spill worked on contracons.”
Just so you know
“Im angry at you and im not talking to you today and tomorrow.
P.S all day
P.S.S I still love you”
Winning
Kids are a lot more perceptive than we give them credit for and often pick up on things that we don’t expect them to.
This kid definitely knew something was going on behind closed doors but his interpretation is hilariously cute and innocent. We hope this dad and his partner find a way to be a littler quieter in the bedroom before his kid is scarred for life.
The young love
Ashley seems to get easily bored.
“Dear Ashley, would you please be my girlfriend I like you a lot.
Yes No Maybe
Ps. Please put yes no or maybe”
“I’m sorry I already have a boyfriend Kyle but when we break up your my next choice.
P.S. that will probably be a month or two”
Breaking hearts from young age
“From: Delandreh
To: Krystal
Im breaking up with you.”
P.S happy anniversary though (1-month)”
Its really hard to do this”
Sounds like a plan
“If I were a Thanksgiving turkey I’d run to the ocean and swim to Japan”
I wouldn’t mess with this one
“If you put a pas word on that I will make your life a nitmare”
How could she not
“Ms. Dickerson just for you. Ms. Dickerson I love you like a cat and I no you love me to”
Close enough
What every teacher wants to hear.
“Dear Mrs McMahon, Your a good teacher but not my most favourite”
What did Valerie do?
“Dear Valerie, Get out of my life”
Six-year-old’s joke
“Hi dad a ran oway just ciding i’m in my bedroom”
A sincere apology
“Rachel, by the time you find this it should be a long time. Sorry but I read your diary up to Aug 21, 2002. I’m glad that you cared about Joe stealing my cards
Sorry again. Carl
Sep 22, 2002”
Ouch
Does Sarah consider them friends, too?
“I met a new friend named Sarah. We became friends because I kicked her in the face and said sorry.”
Take that, dog
How do you like that?
“When I was eight years old, my neighbour’s dog kept poping on my yard so one day I poped on his yard.”
Good young human
Textbooks are the only place where you are allowed to hit a dog.
“The man pet the dog. (fit, hit) You should not hit dogs.
Don’t we all?
“When I grow up I want to be a dog”
As long as he apologized
“Dear Dad,”
today at math the teacher was talking about basketballs, footballs, and baseballs and I started laughing because she said balls. And the teach sall me, so I got introuble because I was laughing about her sayin balls. It was inapropriate and I won’t do it again.”
Hate, Carson”
Pick gifts carefully
Don’t give guns if you don’t want to be shot.
“Thank you for the amazin sqirt gun I will shoot you with. Scott”
Simple as that
“The difference between 180 and 158 is 22.
Explain how you found your answer in Problem 4. Math.”
0 Comments