How do ghosts send letters?
Through the ghost office.
What room does a ghost not need in a house?
A living room.
What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?
Fasten your sheet-belts.
Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store!
Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
It didn’t have a haunting license.
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos.