Most Viral Laugh-Out-Loud Halloween Jokes Ever

How do ghosts send letters?

Through the ghost office.

What room does a ghost not need in a house?

A living room.

What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?

Fasten your sheet-belts.

Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!

Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?

It didn’t have a haunting license.

Why did the ghost go into the bar?

For the boos.