Paws and Chuckles: Animal Jokes to Brighten Your Day


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Welcome to “Paws and Chuckles: Animal Jokes to Brighten Your Day” – where the animal kingdom takes the spotlight as the ultimate comedians! If you’ve ever wondered what a giggling giraffe or a witty walrus might say, you’re in for a treat. Get ready to embark on a giggle-filled adventure through the wild world of animal humor. It’s time to let your inner animal lover run wild and unleash those chuckles. Whether you’re a pun enthusiast or just in need of a good laugh, this book is your ticket to uncontrollable amusement

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    What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    A gummy bear!

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    How do you organize a space party for dogs? 

    You planet!

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    What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

     Frostbite!

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    Why don't oysters donate to charity? 

    Because they are shellfish!

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    How do you make a tissue dance

    You put a little boogie in it!

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    Why did the scarecrow win an award? 

    Because he was outstanding in his field!

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    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

     Fsh!

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    What did one wall say to the other wall?

     I'll meet you at the corner

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    How do you organize a fantastic space party? 

    You "planet" properly!

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    What did the grape say when it got stepped on? 

    Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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    Why did the bicycle fall over? 

    Because it was two-tired!

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    What did one plate say to the other plate?

     "Lunch is on me!"

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    How does a penguin build its house?

     Igloos it together!

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    What did one hat say to the other hat?

     "You stay here; I'll go on ahead!"

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    Why was the math book sad? 

    Because it had too many problems.

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    How do you catch a squirrel?

    Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

     A carrot!

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    Why don't scientists trust atoms?

     Because they make up everything!

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    What do you call a bear that's stuck in the rain?

     A drizzly bear!

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    How do you organize a space party for aliens?

     You have to "planet" well in advance!

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    Why was the computer cold?

     It left its Windows open!

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    What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

     Frostbite!

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    What kind of bird doesn't need a comb?

     A bald eagle!

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    Why don't skeletons fight each other?

     They don't have the guts!

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    What do you call a bear that's stuck in traffic?

     A grizzly commuter!

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    How do you make a lemon drop? 

    Just let it fall!

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    Why don't some fish play piano?

     Because you can't tuna fish!

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    What do you call a sleeping bull?

     A bulldozer!

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    Why did the tomato turn red? 

    Because it saw the salad dressing!

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    Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? 

    Because then they'd be called "bagels"


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