“What’s the Best Way to Harmonize Humor and Music? A Guide for Musicians” jokes .


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"Sound of Laughter: The Musician's Guide to Jokes" is a delightful and unique resource that bridges the worlds of music and humor. This captivating guide offers musicians of all genres a fresh perspective on how to infuse their art with comedy. Whether you're a professional musician or just a music enthusiast, you'll discover a treasure trove of witty anecdotes, clever one-liners, and practical advice on how to incorporate humor into your performances. From composing funny songs to engaging with your audience through laughter, this book serves as a valuable tool for those looking to strike a harmonious balance between melody and mirth, all while enjoying a symphony of laughter along the way.

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    Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp objects!

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    How do you fix a broken tuba?

     With a tuba glue!

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    What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

     A flat minor.

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    Why did the musician break up with his metronome? 

    Because it couldn't keep up with the beat of his heart!

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    How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs.

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    Why did the music teacher go to the bank? To get her quarter notes!

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    Why did the music theory student fail their exam? Because they couldn't find the right key!

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    Why do musicians always carry a pencil? In case they come across a sharp object!

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    Conductors

    What's the difference between a conductor and God? God doesn't think he's a conductor.

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    BETHOVEN'S FAVOURITE

    What is Beethoven's favourite fruit? "Ba-na-na-naaaaa"

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    SINGERS:

    How can you tell if a singer's at your door? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.


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    VIOLAS:

    What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a viola.

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     What do you call a musician who broke up with their partner?

    Homeless.

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    "Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a guitar player!"

    "But darling, you can’t do both..."

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     Why is an orgasm like a drum solo?

    Because you can tell it's coming, but there's no way to stop it.

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    What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

     Anna one, Anna two!

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    Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

     For fingering A minor.

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    How does a musician like their coffee? With a whole note of cream and a quarter note of sugar.

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    Why was the piano player so good at solving problems? Because they always knew when to "key" down.

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    What's a musician's favorite kind of candy?

     A lollipop.

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    Why did the musician get kicked out of the band? 

    Because she was flat!

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    How do you make a tissue dance?

     You put a little boogie in it!

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    What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond?

     One eventually matures and makes money.

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    How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

     With a tuba glue.

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    Why was the music teacher always so good at basketball?

     Because she had great pitch!

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    What do you call a musician with problems?

     A trebled man.

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    What's a musician's favorite place in New York City? 

    The Carnegie Deli!

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    What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

     Nothing, it just let out a little whine.

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    How do you know if a singer is at your door?

     They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

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    Why do musicians make terrible thieves? 

    Because they always come back for a second encore!


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