Most Viral Laugh-Out-Loud Halloween Jokes Ever

Where does a ghost go on vacation?

Mali-boo.

What did the ghost say when he realized he'd been cheated?

I've been bam-BOO-zled!

What position does the ghost play in soccer?

Ghoul-keeper.

Why wouldn't the ghost dance at the party?

He had no body to dance with him.

Who did the ghost take on a date?

His ghoul-friend.