Imagine this: learning can be really fun, especially with STEM jokes. Imagine a room full of kids laughing and having a great time while learning about science, technology, engineering, and math. Yes, that's right! We're going to explore the fun side of learning with our 25 best STEM jokes for kids. Laughter can make you curious, and when you mix it with the excitement of STEM subjects, it's a great way to learn. So get ready to laugh and learn at the same time with our collection of jokes!
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Why are there so many bad science jokes?
All the good ones argon.
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What do protons ad life cocahes have in common ?
They know how to stay positive.
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Why did the physicist break up with the biologist? They had no chemistry!
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Why did the computer catch a cold? It had too many windows open!
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Why do biologists tell bad jokes? They're overused and not very original. Just like DNA.
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What's a biologist's favorite type of music? Anything with "rock" and "roll" in it!
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Why are chemists so great at solving problems ?
They have all the solutions.
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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide.
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Why did the hipster chemist get burned?
He touched the beaker before it was cool.
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Why was the science teacher hesitant to give a lecture on mitosis?
It's a divisive issue.
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Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Their romance was all in vein.
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What is a nuclear physicist's favourite food ?
Fission chips.
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What do you when your sceince jokes don't get a laugh?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
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Why do you go to jail for throwing sodium chloride at somebody?
It's a salt.
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Why is electricity the perfect student ?
It conducts itself well.
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What fruit contains barium and double sodium?
BaNaNa.
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Why did not the sun go to graduate school?
It already had a million degrees.
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How much room do fungi need to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide.
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What do you call an educated tube?
A graduated cylinder.
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If H2O is the formula of water,then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
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Why can you never trust atoms?
They make up everything.
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Why did the biology teacher go to jail? Because she stole the nucleus.
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What did the biologist wear to impress their date? Designer genes.
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
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How does a computer get drunk? It takes too many screenshots.
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Why do biologists like to tell jokes about DNA? Because they're full of genes.
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Why don't programmers like to go outside? The sun is bad for their screen.
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Why did the chicken apply to NASA? It wanted to visit the "egg"-osphere.
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How does a physicist freshen their breath? With Quantum-mints.