Hilarious Airplane Jokes To Make You Laugh


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Flying a plane is a very important and sometimes stressful job. Safety is the top priority because people’s lives are at risk. There’s very little room for mistakes.

The same goes for being a passenger, especially if you’re anxious about flying. It’s important to take some time to relax. One way to do that is by enjoying some funny airplanejokes.

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    What is the main difference between god and a pilot?


    God doesn't think that he is a pilot.


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    Why can’t spiders become pilots?
    Because they only know how to tailspin.


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    What do you call a dumb co-pilot who doesn’t know how to operate an airplane?
    An airhead.

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    Where did the pilot meet the ghost?
    On another plane.


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    What is the reason that pilots don’t buy beachside properties?
    They are too low terrain.


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    “Do you know what happened when I tried airplane mode for the first time?

    I threw my phone, but it didn’t fly.”

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    “What do you call an airplane that flies backward?

    A receding airline.”

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    “Why didn’t the flight attendant let me change my seat when I sat next to a crying baby?


    They won’t do it if the baby’s yours.”

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    What happens if an airline pilot says a bad plane joke?
    It never lands.

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    Why was the pilot rejected in the final interview?
    Because he said, he was down to earth.


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    How do you know there’s a pilot in the room?
    He or she will tell you.

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    Kid: ”I want to be a pilot when I grow up!”
    Parent: “You can’t do both!”

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    How does the food inside the airplane taste?
    It is very plane.


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    I asked a pilot once, how often do these things crash?

    He replied "just once usually"

     


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    How do you know you are halfway through a date with a pilot?

    He says "enough about flying, lets talk about me."

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    Why did the airplane pilot decide to retire?
    Because it was too Boeing.


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    What did one pilot ask the co-pilot?
    “Who is flying this thing?”

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    What illness do pilots get the most?
    They flew.

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    “How do flat-earthers travel the world?


    On a plane.”

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    “What kind of bagel can fly?

    A plane bagel.”


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    How does a private jet pilot become a commercial pilot?
    By sticking advertisements all over the plane.

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    The librarian was asked to leave the plane for what reason?

     Because it was overbooked.


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    Why can’t you ever beat air force pilots in a match?
    Because pilots are always prepared for ar-rival.

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    What would you get if you crossed a plane with a snake?
    You get a Boeing constrictor.

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    “What if a dog flew the first airplane?


    It just wouldn’t be Wright.”

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    “What’s an airline pilot’s favorite flavor of crisps?

    Plane.”


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    What kind of chocolate does a pilot like to eat?
    A bar of plane chocolate.

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    How do you know if there is a pilot in the room?

    He will already have told you.



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    What would you get if you flew the airplane backward?
    You get a receding airline.

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    What kind of transport does a rabbit use?
    A hare-plane.



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