Hilarious Computer Jokes With More Bark Than Byte


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Do your kids love computers? Share these super funny computer jokes with them! They're so good, they won't 'byte'. These jokes will keep your kids wide awake from all the laughter! Make sure to read the whole list for lots of laughs and fun!

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    What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

    I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.

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    The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

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    My computer said my password is insecure.

    Well maybe if it wasn’t forced to have such strict requirements it would be more confident.

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    What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?

    Lots of Memory

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     What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?

    A machine that has a bark worse than its byte

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    What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

    A cursor!

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    Why was the computer so angry?

    Because it had a chip on its shoulder

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    How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

    None. It’s a hardware problem.

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    Why did the computer sneeze?

    It had a virus

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    My Internet stopped working for 5 minutes.

    Met my parents. They’re nice people.

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    Why did the computer squeak?

    Because someone stepped on its mouse

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    Why can you never trust spiders?

    Because they post stuff on the web

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    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.


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    What happened when the computer geeks met?

    It was love at first site

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    How are elephants and computers similar?

    They both have large memories

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    Why can’t computers play tennis?

    They try to surf the net

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    Why do Java developers wear glasses?

    Because they can’t C#.

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    Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!


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    What’s a computer geek’s favorite snack?

    Microchips

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    Where did the software developer go?!

    I don’t know, he ransomware!

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    I joined a support group for former computer hackers.

    Anonymous Anonymous.

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    What did the dentist say to the computer?

    This won’t hurt a byte

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    What does Steve Jobs like to order from McDonald's?

    A big Mac.

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    I dropped my laptop on the ground, and it broke!

    I guess it didn’t have much HP.

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    “Knock, knock. Who’s there?”

    very long pause…

    “Java.”

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    "When I die, I want my tombstone to be a WiFi hotspot...

    ...that way people visit more often."

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    Why did the cat sit on the computer?

    To keep an eye on the mouse

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     Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?

    So it could surf the web

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    My internet router is in my basement.

    You could say that I come from a LAN down under.


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