“Are We Alone in the Universe? Exploring Cosmic Comedy and Alien Humor”


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Do you want funny jokes about aliens? Well, you're in the right place! In this article, we've put together over 111 puns about aliens that will make you laugh. We have everything from quick one-liners to clever jokes for kids. So, let's jump in and enjoy some of the best alien puns you can find in the galaxy!

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    “Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!”

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    “What do you get when you cross a moon with a cow? Milk-ashake!”

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     “What did Mars say to Saturn during their battle? ‘You better have a good defense, because I have the upper atmosphere!'”

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    Why did the moon go to the comedy show? To experience some "lunar-tic" laughter!

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    What is an alien’s favorite subject in school? Space.

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    Why did the alien feel lonely? He was just “space-y” and time, time again.

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     What is an astronaut’s favorite snack? Space chips!

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    Why did the alien’s boss give him a promotion? Because he was out of this world!

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    Why did the alien get a job at the post office? He wanted to “stamp” his mark on Earth.

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    Why did the alien join Instagram? He wanted to show off his “inter-galactic” travels.

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    Why did the alien break up with his girlfriend? She was too “nebular.”

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    Why do aliens never tell jokes on Earth? They’re afraid no one will understand their “out of this world” sense of humor.

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    What is an alein's favourite beverage?

    Gravi-tea

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    How do aliens like their coffee? “Inter-galactic” with a side of meteor biscotti.

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    What's an astronaut's favorite candy? Mars-hmallows!

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    Why don't aliens play hide and seek with humans? Because good luck hiding when you glow in the dark!

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    What's an astronaut's favorite dance move? The "moonwalk," of course!

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    Why don't aliens ever get lost in space? Because they always use their "uFOnavigation" system!

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    . Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? She was always giving him space!

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    .I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

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     I told my friend I can calculate the square root of the moon. He said, “Well, that’s just astronomical!

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    What did the alien say to the other alien at the party? “I love your antennae hairstyle.”

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     How did the sun feel after a long day of shining? 

    Sun-derful!

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    Why don’t aliens ride bicycles?

     They prefer “spacemobiles.”

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    Why did the alien bring a suitcase to Earth?

     Because he wanted to pack his "solar" belongings!

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    What do you call an alien that loves to take pictures?

     A "shutterfly."

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    Why did the astronaut bring a dog to space?

     To explore the "bark side" of the moon.

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    What do you get when you cross an astronaut and a detective? 

    A "space case."

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     I asked the robot if it wanted to visit the space station, and it replied, “No thanks, I prefer my own personal space.”

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    I heard the Sun always wins at poker, he’s got a great poker face!


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