What’s the funniest time-traveling joke you’ve ever heard from ‘Historically Hilarious’?”


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"Historically Hilarious: Time-Traveling Jokes is a side-splitting collection of comedic gems that takes you on a journey through time and history. This cleverly crafted compilation explores the whimsical possibilities of time travel and juxtaposes them with key moments in the past, resulting in a rib-tickling experience. Whether it's jests about cavemen navigating smartphones or knights ordering pizza on the battlefield, this humorous exploration of history through the lens of time travel is bound to leave you in stitches. With a blend of wit, imagination, and historical references, 'Historically Hilarious' offers a unique perspective on the past and a whole lot of laughter for anyone who loves to indulge in historical humor and creative time-travel escapades."

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    The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve time travelers here.”

    A time traveler walks into a bar.

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    I have a time machine for sale.

    If interested, call me two weeks ago.

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    I asked my time-traveling friend, "When did you get here?" He replied, "I'll let you know yesterday."

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    Time travelers have the best pick-up lines. "Are you from the past? Because I see a future with you!"

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    Time travel is confusing; it's like trying to fix a clock that's always stuck in the past.

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    What’s the best thing about building a time machine for a school project?

    You can take as long as you want and still get it in by the due date.

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    Time travelers are always on the lookout for antique shops. They call it "window shopping through time."

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    If time travel becomes a reality, I'll be the first to go back and delete my search history!

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    What does a time traveler do when he’s hungry?

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    He goes back 4 seconds.

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    The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.
    It was tense.

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    What do you call a time traveling cow?
    Doctor Moo

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    I think my wife is a time traveler
    Doctors are saying we should avoid close physical contact to stop the spread of the coronavirus.
    Somehow she knew about this years ago.

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    I won a prize in the local time travel club raffle, two tickets to the 1966 World Cup final.

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    I met a time traveler, but he couldn't find his watch. He said, "I must have left it in another century."

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    To get to the time machine.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

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    I’m tempted to take up time travel, but I’m not sure there’s any future in it.

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    Time Traveler: "What year is it?"

    George Bush: "2001"

    TT: "Before or after the 9/11 terrorist attack?"

    GB: "Before"

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    A time travler meets a teacher

    “Can I ask you what month it it?”

    “May.”

    “Fine. *May* I ask you what month it is?

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    Knock knock
    Who is it?
    A time traveler
    A time traveler who?
    Knock knock

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    I have started a time travellers club

    The first meeting will be yesterday at 5pm

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    If you meet a time traveler, don't bother asking their age; it's always "timeless."

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    My relationship with a time traveling girl was a complete disaster.
    It was over even before it began.

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    Someone gave me an award for a bad time travel joke 

    You want to know what it was? Well I don’t know, I haven’t told it yet.

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    Time travelers have the best bedtime stories. "Once upon a time... and then I woke up in a different era!"

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    I asked my time-traveling friend for stock market advice. He said, "Buy low in the past and sell high in the future!"

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    What's a time traveler's favorite dance? The "Twist of Fate!"

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    Why did the time traveler start a band in the 19th century? Because he wanted to play "timeless" music.

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    So he visits a toga shop to purchase new clothes. He looks around the shop and realizes they do not have togas big enough to fit him. He goes to the counter and asks the clerk, “Do you have XL togas?”
    The clerk replies, “Well, yes. But why do you need so many?”

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    I subscribed to" Time Travel" magazine today 

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    My first issue arrives last week.

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    Did you hear about the time traveler who opened a restaurant in the dinosaur era? He called it "Jurassic Pork."

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