140+ Silly Doctor Jokes Sure To Tickle Your Funny Bone

Doctors ask you where it hurts, but then put pressure on it.

Patient: “Doctor, doctor, I feel like a dog.”

Doctor: “How long have you felt like this?” Patient: “Since I was apuppy.”

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn’t peeling well.

A seven-year-old girl came home and told her mom, “A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.”

“Oh no, honey. What happened?”

“Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.”

I played hide and seek in the hospital, but they kept finding me in the ICU.