140+ Silly Doctor Jokes Sure To Tickle Your Funny Bone

1. Patient: “Doctor, doctor, I’m going to die in 59 seconds!”

Doctor: “Hang on, I’ll be there in a minute.”

Patient: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck in my ear!”

Doctor: “Don’t worry, I have some cream for that.”

What did the man say to thex-ray technician after swallowing some money?

“Are you seeing any change in me?”

Patient: “Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill.”

Doctor: “Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet.”

I told the doctor I didn’t want brain surgery. But he changed my mind.