Adam Sandler won an award at the People’s Choice Awards on February 18th. He thanked Jennifer Aniston, who gave him the award, before he spoke.
Sandler started his speech by saying how much he loves Aniston and recognizing that she might not enjoy these kinds of events. Aniston joked about being nervous, and Sandler told her she did great.
Sandler made a lighthearted remark about his lack of speech preparation for events like this, noting that this time was an exception due to an amusing mix-up.
He recounted how he misinterpreted his agent’s message over the phone about the award. Instead of understanding correctly, Sandler hilariously thought he was being honored as People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive.
“I had a speech ready for that occasion, but I didn’t prepare one for this iconic moment. Nevertheless, I’m going with the one I wrote,” he started.
In his usual playful manner, Sandler continued, “Hey there, folks. I’m Adam Sandler, apparently crowned as the Sexiest Man Alive due to a little miscommunication. Can I get a ‘Hell yeah’?”
Passion Sparks Gratitude
He humorously expressed gratitude to the magazine’s “esteemed panel of hotness and allure” for honoring him as “the individual who apparently sparked nationwide passion this year and became the hot topic of many conversations.”
“I’m trying to be gracious, People Magazine,” he continued, chuckling at himself. “But honestly, three words keep popping into my head right now: about freaking time.”
“For years, Adam Sandler has been patiently waiting on the ‘sexy bench,’ exuding sensuality, irresistible charm, and a hint of manly allure, all tastefully displayed for everyone’s pleasure.
“Now that this award has finally landed in my hands, it will proudly sit on my nightstand, witnessing many romantic escapades performed for me by my incredibly gorgeous wife, Jackelina,” he quipped, referring to his wife, Jackie Sandler.
The comedian then took a moment to humorously highlight his physical features concealed under his “XXL loose-fitting leisure wear.”
Body Humor Confessions
“My abs: non-existent. Hip bones: somewhere hidden in there. Belly button: lost track of it years ago. My nipples: one pointing east, the other pointing south, and a third one… well, let’s just say it’s a free spirit,” he joked, before poking fun at his “PP.”
“On a Pinocchio scale, let’s just say it ranges from six to 12 lies long, depending on the weather conditions,” he quipped, eliciting laughter from the audience.
full meatcake potential
Before wrapping up his comedic routine, Sandler offered a humorous piece of advice to anyone aiming to unlock their “full meatcake potential.”
“Embrace who you are, embrace your uniqueness. And if that fails, just hang out with David Spade and Rob Schneider to instantly look better and a bit taller,” he joked, getting a big laugh from the audience.
Turning to a more serious tone, Sandler took a moment to express his gratitude to everyone involved in his movies, as well as his friends and family, “for always being there for me.”
Speaking directly to his daughters, Sadie and Sunny, Sandler said, “There’s not a single moment that passes without me thinking of you and how much I love you, how amazing I think you are. You two are my best friends.”
Let me take a moment to give a shoutout to my incredible wife, Jackie,” he said with a grin, soaking in the applause. “You’re my rock, babe. Every car ride, every smooch, they’re all treasures to me. Love you endlessly.”
Oh, and speaking of good news, I’m thrilled to share that I’ve been nominated for a People’s Choice Award for my Netflix flick, “You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah.” It’s extra special because it’s a family affair—everyone’s in on the fun!
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