Flying a plane is a very important and sometimes stressful job. Safety is the top priority because people’s lives are at risk. There’s very little room for mistakes.
The same goes for being a passenger, especially if you’re anxious about flying. It’s important to take some time to relax. One way to do that is by enjoying some funny airplanejokes.
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What is the main difference between god and a pilot?
God doesn't think that he is a pilot.
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Why can’t spiders become pilots?
Because they only know how to tailspin. -
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What do you call a dumb co-pilot who doesn’t know how to operate an airplane?
An airhead. -
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Where did the pilot meet the ghost?
On another plane. -
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What is the reason that pilots don’t buy beachside properties?
They are too low terrain. -
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“Do you know what happened when I tried airplane mode for the first time?
I threw my phone, but it didn’t fly.” -
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“What do you call an airplane that flies backward?
A receding airline.” -
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“Why didn’t the flight attendant let me change my seat when I sat next to a crying baby?
They won’t do it if the baby’s yours.”
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What happens if an airline pilot says a bad plane joke?
It never lands. -
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Why was the pilot rejected in the final interview?
Because he said, he was down to earth. -
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How do you know there’s a pilot in the room?
He or she will tell you. -
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Kid: ”I want to be a pilot when I grow up!”
Parent: “You can’t do both!” -
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How does the food inside the airplane taste?
It is very plane. -
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I asked a pilot once, how often do these things crash?
He replied "just once usually"
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How do you know you are halfway through a date with a pilot?
He says "enough about flying, lets talk about me."
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Why did the airplane pilot decide to retire?
Because it was too Boeing. -
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What did one pilot ask the co-pilot?
“Who is flying this thing?” -
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What illness do pilots get the most?
They flew. -
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“How do flat-earthers travel the world?
On a plane.”
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“What kind of bagel can fly?
A plane bagel.”
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How does a private jet pilot become a commercial pilot?
By sticking advertisements all over the plane. -
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The librarian was asked to leave the plane for what reason?
Because it was overbooked.
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Why can’t you ever beat air force pilots in a match?
Because pilots are always prepared for ar-rival. -
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What would you get if you crossed a plane with a snake?
You get a Boeing constrictor. -
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“What if a dog flew the first airplane?
It just wouldn’t be Wright.”
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“What’s an airline pilot’s favorite flavor of crisps?
Plane.”
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What kind of chocolate does a pilot like to eat?
A bar of plane chocolate. -
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How do you know if there is a pilot in the room?
He will already have told you.
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What would you get if you flew the airplane backward?
You get a receding airline. -
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What kind of transport does a rabbit use?
A hare-plane.
