140+ Silly Doctor Jokes Sure To Tickle Your Funny Bone

Patient: “Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for $1,000. I can’t pay that before the end of the month!”

Doctor: “OK, then you have six months to live.”

The doctor took his patient into the room and said, “I have some good news and some bad news.” The patient said, “Give me the good news first.” “They’re going to name the disease after you.”

Husband: “The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.”

Wife: “And did he?”

Husband: “Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.”5

When I told the doctor about myloss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

Why did the grasshopper go to the doctor?

He kept feeling jumpy.