140+ Silly Doctor Jokes Sure To Tickle Your Funny Bone

Patient: “I always see spots before my eyes.”

Doctor: “Didn’t the new glasses help?”

Patient: “Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.”

Secretary: “Doctor, there’s a patient on line one who says he’s invisible.”

Doctor: “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”

A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers. He rushes to the emergency room.

The doctor says, “Give me the fingers and I’ll see what I can do.” “But, I don’t have the fingers!” “Why didn’t you bring the fingers?!” asks the incredulous doctor. “Doc, I couldn’t pick them up.”

Patient: “Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?”

Doctor: “Use a pencil until I come see him.”

Patient: “Doctor, doctor, I stood on a LEGO!”

Doctor: “Try to block out the pain.”