140+ Silly Doctor Jokes Sure To Tickle Your Funny Bone

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn’t been feeling well and wants to find out if he is ill. After the checkup, the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.

“I’m afraid I have some bad news. You’re dying and you don’t have much time,” the doctor says.

“Oh no, that’s terrible. How long have I got?” the man asks.

“10…” says the doctor.

“10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!” he asks desperately.

“10…9…8…7…”

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

          Nurse: No change yet.

Why did the doctor laugh at the X-ray? Because it was humerus.

Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.

          Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.

A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a baby."

The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"