20 funny things to say to your boyfriend over text


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20 funny things to say to your boyfriend over text
  1. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
  2. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
  3. “You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got ‘Fine’ written all over you.”
  4. “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.”
  5. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
  6. “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.”
  7. “Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
  8. “Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.”
  9. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
  10. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
  11. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-ot.”
  12. “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!”
  13. “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”
  14. “Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!”
  15. “Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
  16. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
  17. “Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!”
  18. “Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you… again.”
  19. “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”
  20. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute’-cumber.”

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“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”

In a hilarious moment, my boyfriend and I decided to have some fun with food. We took a cucumber from the fridge and transformed it into the most adorable “cute-cumber.” With googly eyes and a goofy smile, we captured the cucumber’s hilarious personality in pictures. We couldn’t stop laughing as we posed with our new vegetable friend, creating memories and sharing laughter that will always bring a smile to our faces.

“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

During a side-splitting moment, my boyfriend unleashed his inner magician. With a deck of cards and a mischievous grin, he performed hilarious tricks that left us in stitches. The pictures captured the sheer bewilderment on our faces as he made objects disappear and reappear in the most unexpected places. It was a comical display of his talent, and we couldn’t help but marvel at his hilarious magic skills that brought laughter and joy to our day.

“You must have a parking ticket because you’ve got ‘Fine’ written all over you.”

In a side-splitting moment, my boyfriend jokingly transformed into a parking enforcement officer. Armed with a fake ticket book and a mischievous smile, he playfully “ticketed” me for an outrageous offense, like “excessive cuteness.” We captured the hilarious scene in pictures, showcasing our laughter and the absurdity of the situation, turning an everyday annoyance into a lighthearted and memorable experience.

“If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.”

In a hilarious moment, my boyfriend and I decided to embrace the winter spirit. Armed with a bucket of paper snowflakes, we transformed our living room into a blizzard of laughter. The pictures captured our silly poses and the joyous chaos of snowflakes flying everywhere, creating a winter wonderland of fun and laughter that will always warm our hearts.

“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

In a quest for laughter, my boyfriend and I embarked on a photo treasure hunt for hilarious moments. From spontaneous face swaps to quirky costumes, we captured the most side-splitting images. Each picture showcased our uncontrollable laughter and the absurdity of the moments, creating a collection of memories that never fails to bring a smile to our faces.

“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.”

During a hilarious moment, my boyfriend and I found ourselves playfully embracing the idea of being “fine apples.” With sunglasses perched on our noses and pineapples as props, we posed for the most ridiculous and amusing pictures. The images captured our laughter and the sheer absurdity of the situation, reminding us to always find joy and humor in the simplest of moments.

“Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

In a comical moment, my boyfriend and I found ourselves in a playful mishap that required a Band-Aid. We turned it into a silly photo opportunity, posing with exaggerated expressions of pain and exaggeratedly large Band-Aids. The pictures captured our laughter and the lightheartedness of the moment, reminding us to find humor even in minor accidents.

“Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.”

In a hilarious moment, my boyfriend discovered his hidden talent as a “human camera.” With a pretend lens made of his hands and a playful photographer’s pose, he captured the most outrageous snapshots of everyday life. The pictures showcased his silly expressions and our shared laughter, turning ordinary moments into unforgettable memories and reminding us to always see the humor in the world around us.

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

In a funny twist of fate, my boyfriend and I recalled the notion of “love at first sight.” We hilariously reenacted the scenario, with exaggerated swooning and melodramatic expressions. The moment was filled with laughter and playful disbelief, reminding us that while love can be magical, sometimes it’s the laughter and shared jokes that truly make our connection special.

“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”

In a humorous moment, I playfully told my boyfriend, “You must be tired,” as he yawned. Seizing the opportunity for laughter, he dramatically slumped into an over-the-top, faux-exhausted pose, pretending to struggle with every step. We both burst into laughter, reminding ourselves to find joy in the simplest and silliest of moments, even when tiredness sets in.

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-ot.”

In a hilarious moment, my boyfriend and I embarked on a whimsical adventure in the kitchen. Armed with vegetables, we transformed them into adorable “cute-of.” From carrot noses to broccoli hair, we crafted the most amusing veggie characters, each with its own unique personality. The pictures captured our laughter and the absurdity of our vegetable creations, reminding us that laughter and creativity can turn even the simplest of things into a source of joy.

“Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!”

During a side-splitting moment, my boyfriend and I found ourselves exploring the periodic table. In a burst of silliness, we pretended to be made of copper and tellurium, acting out their chemical symbols Cu and With exaggerated poses and exaggerated expressions, we captured the absurdity of our pretend elements, creating a lighthearted memory that always brings a smile to our faces.

“Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”

In a hilarious twist, I playfully declared to my boyfriend, “I call you mine.” He responded with an exaggerated, mock-surprised expression, pretending to be “claimed” and dramatically posing as if he belonged to me. We both burst into laughter, cherishing the lightheartedness of the moment and reminding ourselves that love can be both sweet and hilariously playful.

“Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!”

During a hilarious moment, my boyfriend jokingly transformed into a professional boxer. With a makeshift boxing glove and an exaggerated swagger, he playfully challenged me to a lighthearted “fight.” We posed for pictures, capturing the hilarity of his over-the-top boxing moves and my comically exaggerated “knockout” reaction, creating a memory filled with laughter and shared silliness.

“Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”

20 funny things to say to your boyfriend over text-Can I follow you home

In a hilarious moment, my boyfriend jokingly asked, “Can I follow you home?” with a mischievous twinkle in his eye. I played along, dramatically pretending to be flustered and giving an exaggerated response. We both burst into laughter, savoring the absurdity of the situation and appreciating the playful charm that keeps our relationship full of fun and laughter.

“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

20 funny things to say to your boyfriend over text-"Do you have a map?

In a funny moment, my boyfriend jokingly asked, “Do you have a map?” with a mischievous grin on his face. Playing along, I pretended to search through my belongings and pulled out a comically oversized, outdated map. We burst into laughter, realizing the absurdity of the question in the age of digital navigation. The moment reminded us to find joy in playful banter and embrace the humor in everyday situations.

“Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!”

20 funny things to say to your boyfriend over text-Is your dad a baker

In a humorous exchange, my boyfriend jokingly asked, “Is your dad a baker?” with a smirk on his face. I played along and replied, “Why, because I’m a cutie pie?” We both burst into laughter, enjoying the playful banter and appreciating the lightheartedness of the moment. It reminded us to find joy in witty remarks and the power of shared laughter in strengthening our connection.


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