It can be difficult to refrain from rolling your eyes when you browse through Instagram and come across certain celebrity photos. Upon closer inspection, their posts can seem absurd because regular people don’t resemble them or take similar pictures. But because they are famous, they are given a pass. Nevertheless, Australian comedian Celeste Barber is at it again, presenting a fresh collection of recreated celebrity Instagram photos to demonstrate how ordinary individuals would appear if they imitated these pictures. It is important to remember that what we see online is often far from the truth, and Barber’s comical images serve as a perfect reminder of this fact. Take a look at who she playfully mocks next with these amusing photos.
“The Flash…It’s Blinding!”
As per scientific findings, Bella Hadid is regarded by many as the most stunning global figure. Though opinions may vary, a considerable number of individuals concur with this notion. Setting aside physical appearances, it is worth mentioning that she occasionally shares intriguing and unconventional photographs, such as the one in question. One might wonder about the intention behind capturing this particular shot – a minor oversight with the flash being accidentally left on.
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When someone takes a photo and uses flash, Celeste’s reaction represents how we all feel. In those moments, our vision is temporarily disrupted by spots, making us wonder if we might be losing our sight permanently. It is intriguing how Bella can keep her eyes open as if it doesn’t bother her at all. One might even question if she is truly human.
“Tripped Over The Stool, Pants Fell Down, But I Must Save The Chips”
Both photos evoke a sense of discomfort, although the reason behind this is unclear. It is puzzling as to why the model in the original photo was instructed to pose in such a way, as it appears inexplicable. However, this is often the nature of fashion. On a positive note, Celeste seems to be engaging with an object within her reach.
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The second picture depicts a scenario where a woman accidentally dropped her chips and chose not to leave her seat. Instead, she attempted to retrieve them by stretching her arm as far as she could while keeping her legs on the stool. The only puzzling detail remains the reason behind her pants sliding down.
“All I Want For Christmas Is Realistic Tree Standards”
It’s that time of year to be joyful, venture outdoors, cut down a tree, bring it indoors, allow it to wither, and then return it outside. Although we appreciate the tradition of having Christmas trees as they bring cheer, we can’t help but wonder why celebrities feel the need to have one in every room. Furthermore, they tend to choose trees that are as large as an average house.
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Many individuals do not possess 12-foot pine trees in all of their rooms, making them appear small in comparison. Celeste, on the other hand, intentionally chose a Charlie Brown Christmas-inspired tree to achieve the opposite effect. By labeling it as minimalism, she not only follows the latest trend but also promotes an environmentally friendly approach.
KoKo And Kylie 2.0
Have you ever embraced your sister and gently touched her chin? We can assume that you probably haven’t, and even though it was a part of a makeup advertisement, it still appears silly when compared to the image below. Kylie and Khloe were flaunting their makeup collaboration, whereas Celeste was showcasing her friend’s dental work.
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It seems difficult to distinguish between the two photos. Celeste and her friend are slightly more physical with each other compared to Kylie and Khloe, but it’s normal for friends or siblings to be that way. While we may not be comfortable with friends picking our noses, everyone has their own preferences.
“Jingle, Jingle”, Is That The Bank Calling?
When one has an excessive amount of money, to the point where they believe the faces of the presidents on the bills are personally addressing them, it becomes noticeable that certain famous individuals have a desire to show off their wealth by proudly displaying stacks of money. It is evident that they possess substantial riches, therefore, there is no necessity to constantly emphasize it in a way that could be seen as boastful or offensive to others.
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However, does anyone else have a collection of loose change that they have no idea what to do with, much like Celeste? Unlike having stacks of $100 bills, keeping a jar of coins seems more practical. Gradually, the jar keeps filling up until you finally take it to a Coin Star machine, only to realize that it wasn’t as much money as you thought it would be.
“I Dream Of Eating”
As Bella Hadid dreams, the rest of the globe indulges in food or fantasizes about satisfying their cravings. In the past, there was a belief that no taste could compare to the feeling of being thin. However, nowadays, most individuals prefer to enjoy a cheeseburger rather than depriving themselves of nourishment just to shed a few pounds, since everyone is inherently beautiful.
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We are perplexed about more than just the message of this photoshoot. It seems like she was without clothing and had no option but to use a piece of fabric with the words “I dream” on it as a cover-up. Why did she need the help of the guy to hold it up? Can someone clarify these details for us?
“Fell Face First Into The Wall, No Big Deal”
This is what it looks like when you consume excessive alcohol before an event, and then struggle to leave your house but end up finding a spot to sleep instead. Suddenly, it’s Monday morning, and you realize you missed an entire day due to being overly intoxicated.
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Regardless of whether we’ve had alcohol or not, this is the same feeling we experience every morning while struggling to get out of bed and prepare for work. Fortunately, the current situation allows most people to work remotely from home, so you can simply stay in bed and start your work day by logging on without having to leave the comfort of your warm bed.
He Is Going To Feel This Tomorrow
He will experience discomfort in his back in the upcoming days due to the impact of falling into the water. When you romantically kiss your partner near the pool, don’t you aim to gracefully fall into the water with passion? Celeste demonstrated that it’s not as effortless as it appears, and their photograph portrays a painful moment.
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We acknowledge that the focus is on the artistic aspect of the photo, but how can the models appear natural while they are in mid-fall? Both models should receive instruction on how to effectively portray a falling pose, including Celeste. Although her husband has mastered his pose, it is intriguing to imagine his expression as they hit the water.
Getting Out Of The Pool Gracefully Is Impossible
We applaud anyone who has managed to elegantly exit the pool, as it appears to be a nearly impossible feat. While it may be simple to lift oneself out of the water, the act of swinging our legs over the pool edge inevitably leaves us looking less than graceful. Regardless of our intentions, we always seem to resemble a creature emerging from the depths, rather than a sophisticated being.
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We are eager to witness this model attempt to lift her legs out of the water. Despite her current appearance, just wait until she begins to swing her legs over the edge, and then she will truly be on par with us. If you ever go swimming, make an effort to exit the water as gracefully as you can and you will realize how challenging it can be.
Someone Needs A Weed Whacker
If this is not appealing, then we have no idea what is. Setting aside humor, why would something be named the “lady garden”? Who would desire to connect their fragrance with that specific area? It appears as though the name is attempting to be too excessive.
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Furthermore, a complete lady garden wouldn’t be complete without the presence of unwanted plants and bushes. Every garden requires ongoing maintenance, involving a range of laborious tasks. Although using a weed whacker may not be too bothersome, it is the act of physically removing weeds that can cause people to shed a few tears.
Just A Light Poolside Workout
Do you ever feel the urge to casually lean against a nearby wall when you’re relaxing by the pool or beach? Maybe you’re thinking about getting a quick workout in or showing off your muscles in those adorable photos you’re planning to take. But if you don’t feel the need to do this, that’s completely normal.
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It’s similar to when you are spending time with your friends, and someone mentions that your crush will be joining, prompting you to try to act casual but ultimately appearing strained. The upper image represents how people imagine themselves to look, while the lower picture reflects their true appearance.
“Oh, Were You Trying To Move This Couch?”
When the furniture movers arrive, it is typical to allow them to do their job smoothly without any issues. However, celebrities tend to have a different perspective. They expect their movers to not only carry their furniture but also transport them on it, giving them a sense of being treated like royalty.
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The facial expressions of the men captured in Celeste’s photograph accurately convey how people would truly react if someone were to attempt sitting on the furniture they were in the process of moving. Even the men depicted in the upper photo appear uneasy and inconvenienced. The entire scenario is strange and perplexing from multiple perspectives.
“What Is Wrong With My Wife?”
Hello darling, I’m prepared for the photo session. Where are your garments? What are you implying? I believed we were taking family pictures for our parents. Isn’t it considered inappropriate for you to be unclothed? It’s not inappropriate; it’s actually empowering because I recently gave birth.
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While her husband might not understand the no clothes aspect, she doesn’t care because she gives the fans what they want… or even what they don’t want. John might be happy, but Celeste’s husband is thinking about what his parents will think when they get this as a Christmas card.
Wind In My Hair And Not A Care In The World
When you are in the club and you find a fan to help you cool off. Some people would look glam like Miley Cyrus, and the rest of us would look like we got stuck in a wind tunnel, like Celeste. Maybe a leaf blower wouldn’t be the best option because of how much wind power it has.
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People can’t be glamourous all the time, but we can do our best not to get overheated. A girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do, especially when she is wearing a full-on spandex catsuit that traps heat and makes you sweat ten times more.
Doesn’t Everybody Play The Piano Naked?
When you are trying to show off for your husband’s friends, and then you remember you are nude, you don’t know how to play the piano, and this is a horrible nightmare. Who goes nude except for a pair of Adidas sneakers to play the piano?
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Just imagine how uncomfortable it would be to peel you bare behind off of a leather piano seat. Just thinking about it makes us uncomfortable. This must be the best way to absorb the music; if you are nude, it seeps right into your skin.
“New Tattoos, What Do You Think?”
When we look on Instagram, our feeds are filled with models who have unattainable bodies most of the time. When your main job is to keep yourself in shape, it is much easier to look perfect. However, the average person doesn’t have time to work out for four hours a day.
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While this model may have an almost non-existent waist, most of us look like Celeste. It’s ok to have curves and bumps because everyone is built differently, so you should love the body you have and everything it does. Comparing ourselves to models is a waste of time.
What Sisters Really Do At Meals
When you go out for a family brunch, and you and your sister start fooling around even though you are both adults. Your parents are embarrassed, but you are your sibling could care less because you’re drunk off the mimosas and can’t stop laughing.
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We can’t all be as cool as Kendall and Kylie, but we can all be as silly as Celeste and her sister. There is nothing wrong with a little immaturity here and there to make life more exciting. Sometimes you have to pretend your fries are walrus teeth.
Casually Hanging In The Backyard With The Kids Toys
Have you ever stripped down to your undergarments and walked outside to play with a tractor? No, just these two? Out of all the strange photoshoots Kim Kardashian has done, this has to be the weirdest. She walked around a construction site in her underwear, and we don’t know why.
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If anyone can explain that photoshoot, that would be great because we still think about it to this day. At least Celeste is in the comfort of her gated backyard, so people can’t see what she is doing and wonder what is wrong with her.
After A Long Night Of Drinking Expectation Vs. Reality
When you get home from a long night of clubbing, and you hope that you can fall asleep with a sliver of dignity, even if it’s by the front door. However, when you wake up, you look like a hot mess because you passed out the second you got in the door.
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While we all aim to make it to the couch or the bed, sometimes that just doesn’t happen, and we end up on the floor. Although it isn’t the best option, at least we made it home that night. That’s something to be grateful for.
If Gwyneth Rolls In The Mud, Everyone Should
When you go on vacation with nannies versus holidaying with your children. When people have five nannies to take care of one child, they can enjoy spa treatments and purposely put mud on their bodies. However, when you have to watch three children on the beach, you will probably get covered in mud involuntarily.
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If Gwyneth Paltrow is rolling around in the mud, we should all be doing that because she never ages, so that must be her secret. Maybe she uses a particular type of mud, but we don’t think Celeste’s mud is very good for her skin. It looks closer to asphalt than mud.
The Glass Says Everything You Need To Know
If there is one thing to know about Celeste, her wine is ten times more important than coffee, so if you touch it, prepare for a throat punch. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley can drink all the coffee she wants; that just means there is more wine for Celeste.
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There must be something you love so much that you are willing to fight someone over it. Celeste’s message is much more relevant, especially since all we have, during these troubling times, is our wine and a sliver of sanity to hold onto.
When Someone Says, “Act Natural”
When you are Beyonce, no one is paying attention to anyone else in the picture, but Celeste wanted to make sure her husband didn’t steal the spotlight. Celeste said, “You know your place, babe. Stay in the background.” When you wear a silver lamé catsuit, no one can steal your thunder.
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If you really want to stand out in a photo, just cover other people’s faces so that you are the only one in focus. Beyonce would probably cover up Jay-Z’s face if she could, but her fans would think he cheated again. However, that would mean a new album is coming, so it’s really a win-win.
BBQ Is Way Better Than GQ
GQ might be all about looking sharp and living smart, but we don’t know if sitting naked on a chair in an empty room is the smartest way to live. On the other hand, BBQ monthly has been changing your perception of women since its creation, and that is a message we can stand behind.
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We love how she shamelessly shows everyone how ridiculous these celebrity photos are. If anyone else posted a picture like Bella Thorne, people would question their sanity, but she gets away with it because she is famous and fit.
When You Haven’t Tried On Jeans In Months…
After spending months of doing nothing but taking trips to and from the refrigerator because that was the furthest we could all travel, some of us are having trouble buttoning our jeans. Sweatpants are great, but eventually, we have to pull on a pair of real pants and face the music.
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Some of us might have an easier time buttoning those pants, while a few of us will have to do some jumps, squats, and wiggles to get the pants on. Lying down always helps when putting on a fresh pair of jeans, you just might not be able to stand up after.
Climbing A Tree Naked…Why Not?
When there isn’t a star emoji big enough to cover you up, you have to improvise. Kim Kardashian must have wanted to connect with nature, so she took off her clothes and climbed up a tree. At least Celeste kept her underwear on because that is not a place you would want to feel tree bark.
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Who doesn’t spend their afternoons spying on neighbors from the tree while they only wear boots and star pasties? Is that not normal? Kim is probably spying on Kanye to make sure he doesn’t try to run for president again.
Mind The Gap, Stay Behind The Yellow Line
We would advise against using the side of a subway car to prop your foot up because it could start moving, but that is just our opinion. If you try this, you might get some strange looks like Celeste, but ignore the haters because they know nothing about fashion photography.
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While she might be getting a good stretch in her legs, it doesn’t seem like a good idea to ignore the safety warnings. Those “mind the gap” signs are there for a reason, so people don’t die. We aren’t experts, but there are better ways to stretch and show off your legs.
If J.Lo Can Do It, So Can You
As much as we love J.Lo and A.Rod, we don’t know many people who realistically wear diamond-encrusted underwear. That does not look comfortable, and we can’t imagine the level of chafing someone would get from those undies. Celeste’s granny knickers look much more comfortable.
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When you are that established in your career and have a consistent fan-base, why is it still necessary to show off her butt? Everyone knows she is gorgeous, but this feels a little forced. The goofy version is so much better and more realistic.
When It’s Monday Morning And You Don’t Want To Get Out Of Bed
When you drag yourself out of bed for work on Monday morning, the thought of walking down the stairs before a cup of coffee is too much, so you crawl down face-first instead. Some people can’t function until that first bit of caffeine kicks in, and we are like them.
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We don’t know who the original photo is trying to target, but it is hard to understand who their market is? Are they trying to show what this bodysuit would look like if you fell down some stairs? It makes no sense.
Doesn’t Everyone Get Naked Before A Champagne Shower?
If you don’t strip down to your birthday suit to open a bottle of champagne, we have a lot of questions. It is called a champagne shower for a reason, and you wouldn’t take a normal shower with clothes on, so this isn’t any different.
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Unlike the model, we wouldn’t be laughing because no one wants to feel cold, sticky alcohol all over their hair and body. It might be the next best thing in at-home DIY beauty treatments, but for now, we will stick to drinking the champagne instead of pouring it on people.
How To Create Your Own Strappy Bikini For Horrible Tan Lines
If you have ever wanted to know what it was like to wrap yourself in shoelaces, just grab a strappy bikini and head out to the pool. With that many strings, you might need a bottle of wine and a straw to get through the uncomfortable phase.
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While most people think Celeste is channeling her sultry side, she is actually making that face out of pain. You can try out this look, too, when Celeste releases her line of shoelaces. If you stay in the sun long enough, you can get a ridiculous tan that will look like a mosaic.
“Do You Need Something?”
When you try to sneak off for a moment of peace and a snack because your kids are driving you up a wall, but they find your hiding spot. Everyone needs a break once in a while, and you deserve to treat yourself to your favorite snack at that moment.
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It’s like children have a sixth sense to know when you are relaxing, and then their senses tingle to come bother you. No matter where you try to hide, they will find you, and it might be in the bushes on the side of the house eating pringles.
Pink Is Not Just A Color, It’s A Lifestyle
If you don’t have a pink one-piece and matching cover-up, you can recreate Paris’ look with two pink inner-tubes. No one will ever know the difference, and you will look just like a hotel heiress. If Paris saw this outfit, she would probably say, “That’s hot.”
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If you don’t have a tropical backdrop like Celeste and Paris, don’t bother trying this at home. While most of us can’t afford to fly to the next state, these two are showing off their tropical vacations so that we can live through them vicariously.
How Everyone Feels When They Have To Sit In The Corner To Charge Their Phone
If they want to complete this photoshoot, they will have to bring the camera to her because her phone isn’t finished charging. As an important influencer, she needs to be on her phone at all times. If she doesn’t give constant updates, her fans will wonder if something happened to her.
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Why is the go-to “sexy” pose a finger in your mouth? Is sucking your thumb the newest way to attract a mate in the dating world? Did we miss the announcement about the newest flirting trends? Because we need all the help we can get.
“Hi Honey, You’re Home From Work Early”
When you are having a dance party at home alone in your heels and bathing suit, feeling like a rockstar when your family walks in. “Oh, I didn’t know you guys would be home so early. I can explain.” There is no shame in having a little fun while no one is around.
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This position looks extremely difficult to hold, especially in heels. It must be difficult for Coco with those two balloons on her chest. They both look pretty uncomfortable, and we don’t blame them. Only the chosen ones can pull off this pose.
When You Drink One Green Drink, And Suddenly You Are A Yoga Guru
When you want to feel like you are in that scene of Titanic, but you don’t have a boat. We have seen plenty of yoga poses, but this one looks more challenging than the rest. We give Celeste and her husband credit for pulling it off and staying in position long enough for a picture.
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The girl in the original photo looks like she is posing in one of those tampon commercials claiming you can do anything during that time of the month even though most people would rather curl up in a ball and hide for a few days.
I Ain’t Saying She A Gold Digger
When Kris Jenner sees this, she is going to be so annoyed that Kim is ruining her manicure. Those hands make her ten percent, and she can’t afford for Kim to lose jobs because of a botched manicure. There is a “no nail-biting” clause in her contract that she is breaking.
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On the other hand, Celeste is channeling one of Kanye’s top songs, “Gold Digger,” because she is really up there. She could practically scratch her brain, and that is something Kim would never be caught doing. She is too cool for public nose-picking.
When In Doubt, Draw Your Abs On
Here’s a secret fitness tip: If you don’t have defined abs, take a sharpie and draw them on. Since it is a permanent marker, you will always have abs drawn on whenever you need to show off your stomach. No one will ever know the difference because they look so realistic.
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People will be asking you for workout tips, and you can say, “It’s all-natural. I don’t know what you are talking about.” You can even start a fitness Instagram to show off your model-like abs, and people might say it’s photoshop, but they are just haters.
Bieber Vs Boober
When you are in your room all alone and think, “I could really take this time to focus on a charity that helps the greater good of the world,” but instead, you take your clothes off, cop a feel, and take a picture. Justin wanted everyone to know he has a handful to work with, just like Celeste.
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While we give Justin credit for bravely sharing this cringe-worthy picture, we can’t help but wonder what his wife, pastor, mother, and grandparents think of this because they all follow him on social media. Who do you think saw this first, Instagram or Snapchat?
Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk
Kim’s milk bath must have been a lot warmer than Celeste’s fresh-out of the fridge milk shower. Kim was showing off her MILF status for a Fergie music video, and we understand that moms make milk, but why does she have to bathe in it?
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Sure, milk is excellent for your bones as you are growing, but we don’t think doctors would advise milk showers for healthy skin and hair. Milk probably doesn’t do much beauty-wise, and too much dairy can clog your pores.
Grocery Shopping Like A Star
If you don’t have someone push you around the grocery store, you just aren’t on the same celebrity level as Selena Gomez and Celeste. Celebrities are too good to walk around the grocery store on their own two feet; they need their assistants to push them.
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If we had to be pushed around the grocery store, we would want a bottle of wine to sip on because grocery stores are stressful with children running around and people not knowing how to act in public.
The Neighbors Must Be So Confused
Celeste and Victoria’s Secret Angels have similar mating calls. They both put on the nicest tulle dresses and sit on the front stoop until someone cute walks by. Celeste’s accessories are a bit different with her Viking hat to stand out from the crowd.
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Her neighbors avoid passing her house because they think a crazy woman lives there, but it is just Celeste showing the world how ridiculous models and celebrities are. She also pretends to drink coffee when it is really wine, so her neighbors don’t judge her too much.
Celebrity Lives Vs Real Life
While celebrities are drowning in designer bags, shoes, clothes, and luxury items, us regular folk are drowning in bills, work, and responsibility. It must be hard to spend most days shopping and getting free clothes from the biggest designers.
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Instead of being surrounded by shopping bags, most adults are surrounded by dirty diapers, their children’s toys, and a flood of tears from them and their children. It’s hard to be a celebrity, but even harder to be an average person.
“Honey, Can You Take Just One More Photo?”
When you want to feel like an influencer, so you force your significant other to take pictures of you until you are satisfied with the perfect shot. At some point, they stop putting in the effort and lazily hold the phone, just waiting for you to let them leave.
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Some people like to take pictures, while most significant others feel like Celeste’s husband, who is sick of these impromptu photoshoots. He just wants to go about his day without being called into the bedroom to take a photo that won’t be posted.
How Fishnet Tights Actually Feel On Your Stomach
Paris Fashion Week expectations versus the reality of being in a city where the most popular foods are bread, cheese, and wine. While Kim Kardashian has the will power to avoid foods that will make her bloated for a week, some of us don’t have the same strength.
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By the end of the week, the fishnets would look more like they are squeezing playdough rather than sitting nicely. We haven’t met many people who could wear fishnets over their stomach without looking like a loaf of bread, but Kim Kardashian is always the exception.
“Five More Minutes, Please”
When you have to go to work the morning after going out to the bar, some people will get up with ease, but most of us are still hungover and wishing for another few minutes. No one wakes up with a cup of coffee and a smile right away.
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If you went out drinking the previous night, there is a high chance that you are still hugging the bottle. That’s how you know things got out of hand because civilized people drink out of glasses while the rest of us throw caution to the wind and take the whole bottle.
