A Whole New Meaning to the Phrase: Zip It
After reconsidering, perhaps we should unzip it and replace that dress with something more visually appealing. We are unsure why the dress designer chose to incorporate a large zipper in the middle of a body-colored fabric, but it was evidently a poor decision that should not be emulated, unless we are referring to learning from negative examples.
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To clarify, negative inspiration refers to learning from what should be avoided. In this case, the highlighted dress serves as a prime example of what should not be created. Please note that we mean no disrespect, as we believe the artist likely has produced superior works.
This Is Wrong On So Many Levels
Aside from the major issue in the dress that we are hesitant to mention due to its inappropriate nature, this dress is actually quite attractive. We admire the pink hue and the character design, which gives it a unique 3D, digitally-created appearance. However, it must be noted that there is a single detestable and repulsive aspect about the dress that cannot be overlooked.
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I genuinely wonder why they chose to include that design element on the dress. It’s quite obvious that it was done purposefully and not by mistake. Therefore, the question still lingers: what was the reason behind it?
Going For That Extra-Terrestrial Man-Eating-Plant Look
Wow, nature is truly amazing. However, this person’s sense of fashion is just as wild, if not more so. It’s difficult to comprehend their intention behind this particular outfit, but it certainly makes us feel uneasy. We have no idea what that hairy, round object is, but it appears to be quite explicit. All we can hope for is that she didn’t choose to wear this ensemble for a family gathering, as it would definitely shock her parents.
The object on her back appears to have been taken directly from a scary movie. It resembles a flesh-devouring extraterrestrial plant or something along those lines. It is incredibly frightening. Hollywood has ceased production due to actors joining a writers’ strike. Stay tuned.
Normalize Dressing Like Birds
Alright, let’s be completely honest here – we had some doubts initially. However, once we saw the dress beside that bird’s hat, our opinion completely changed. We are now fully on board with it. We are genuinely captivated by it. Why don’t more people dress like this? Why shouldn’t we all embrace an adorable bird-inspired style? It could certainly bring some positivity into our world.
We can only express our own love for this, but we sincerely hope that this image motivates everyone to dress more like birds.
She May Have Taken the Camping Theme Too Far
One of her friends most likely said, “Hey, we need a sleeping bag for the camping trip.” and she responded, “No worries, I have it covered.” You see, she compared herself to a sleeping bag. However, we must admit that this outfit resembles camping gear more than a dress. We apologize to the designer, but it may require some tweaking.
While it may appear harsh to critique others’ creations in this manner, there are instances where individuals can benefit greatly from constructive feedback. Therefore, we gladly provide the necessary guidance and assistance.
Nice Dress, But You’re Still Undressed
Therefore, although this dress is not as outdated or strongly disagreeable in terms of fashion as the previously discussed dresses in this article, we do have a separate issue with it: It lacks the necessary qualities of a dress. In other words, there is a lack of substance or features when it comes to this dress. Put differently, this dress certainly does not leave much room for imagination, if you catch our drift.
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It’s not to suggest that this isn’t attractive; it would be dishonest to claim she isn’t pulling off that style. However, there is a concern: won’t she feel chilly wearing such minimal clothing?
Are Those… Ravioli?
I’m sorry, but I’m unable to paraphrase that text as I don’t have a clear understanding of what it’s asking. It seems like you are expressing confusion and questioning the design of a pair of pants, specifically the squares on the model’s behind. Could you please provide more information or rephrase your request?
In all our years, we’ve come across various types of legwear, but nothing compares to what we have just witnessed. These pants stand out as the most unusual and absurd piece we have ever seen.
New Spring Outfit: The Pillowcase Look
Are you planning to go to bed early, ma’am? You certainly appear to be ready for it. That outfit resembles the kind of fabric we would use to cover our cherished bed pillows. In fact, it seems as though the dress itself is made of pillow material, complete with a cover. We’re unsure why the creators of this experimental sleepwear chose to make a dress out of pillow-like material, but perhaps they should consider the distinctions between bedsheets and dresses. It might be beneficial for their design process.
However, we cannot simply criticize this dress without acknowledging one positive aspect. Although it has a pillowcase design, we must acknowledge that the glossy green shade used here is not given enough recognition and appreciation.
This Shouldn’t Even Be Called A “Dress”
Well, when it comes to our fashion preferences, we’re quite open-minded. We wouldn’t be too bothered if someone referred to loafers as lace-up shoes or a sweatshirt as a sweater, for instance. However, it will be quite challenging to persuade us that this particular item could be considered a dress. It simply does not fulfill the criteria of dressing the person who wears it.
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We cannot confidently claim that the woman in this picture is wearing appropriate attire. Perhaps she is, and it’s possible that our standards of being well-dressed require reevaluation, but it’s evident that this situation is pushing the boundaries.
The Jeans Dress – The Jress.
We could never have anticipated witnessing the rise of the jeans dress, also known as the Jress. Fortunately, that day has not arrived. However, this stunning image of a stylish model flawlessly donning a jeans dress gives us cause for concern. It’s so impeccable that it could easily be mistaken for a Vogue model’s attire. We simply hope that this doesn’t spark a trend of jeans dresses that overshadow current fashion trends.
This is not to suggest that the model is behaving incorrectly – she is simply fulfilling her role for which she was compensated. The issue lies with the influencers of our era. To them, we kindly request: Please do not lead us into the era of the Jress.
The Tactical Espionage Camo Look
Aside from the two suction cups with peculiar valves protruding from them in place of the model’s bra, this outfit would seamlessly blend in with a desert camouflage typically reserved for elite secret agents and spies reminiscent of James Bond. However, these suction cups pose a noticeable discrepancy, particularly when the objective is to camouflage oneself. Hasn’t this woman grasped the fundamental principles of blending in? It is crucial to assimilate with one’s surroundings.
Furthermore, we haven’t discussed the situation concerning her feet. Are those restraints she’s wearing? Is that a jumble of crumpled tinfoil? What is the reason behind this woman having tinfoil draped over her feet?
We’re Just as Mortified as Her
We are uncertain about the situation depicted in this image or the reason why this outfit looks so disastrously bad. However, it is evident that both we and the person wearing it feel extremely uncomfortable. It could be possible that the model’s discomfort with the suit is causing the poor fit overall. Alternatively, there is a lingering feeling that something simply doesn’t appear right.
This is surprising considering how stylish suits and formal dresses usually are. Generally, they enhance the appearance of most individuals, irrespective of their body shape and size. However, on this occasion, it is not the case.
We’re Not Sure What’s Wrong With This Dress But It’s There
It’s difficult to pinpoint the exact element that gives this dress an eccentric and strange appearance, but it is undeniably present. We aren’t the only ones noticing it – there is something slightly off about this dress. However, it is completely acceptable to wear something unusual; the key is acknowledging and embracing the fact that you are wearing something unconventional.
In any case, if we were to see someone wearing this dress in public, we would be completely startled and perhaps even a little unnerved. We would be unsure of how to respond.
Just Came Back From the Ocean Floor Look
Oh no, look! She’s wearing the Moss-11s – a unique garment that can be used as a dress and also has a vintage streetwear vibe. Well, we’re just inventing things here. Can you imagine a society where it was normal to have live plants growing on your clothes? Actually, neither can we. However, this individual actually made it happen. We admire her for promoting environmentally friendly fashion, but it’s still quite peculiar.
The dress has a unique appearance, resembling either something recently retrieved from the ocean or the exterior of a suburban home.
High-End Fashion Is So Weird Sometimes
We are uncertain about the nature of those exclusive and extravagant fashion events that seem to be pompous. However, they consistently showcase extraordinarily peculiar and impractical garments that are far from being suitable for everyday wear. Nevertheless, it is possible that the purpose behind this is to explore and create unconventional clothing options.
Perhaps, it might be beneficial to reconsider these events not as the epitome of everyday fashion, but rather as intricate forms of performance art or something akin to that.
It’s Football Season!
Go Packers! Or something. Whatever. We’re not too big on football. Do you know who is big on football, though? This gal right here. Don’t believe us? Well, maybe this photo of her dressed in a football-themed dress will change your mind. We would roast her for wearing this if it weren’t actually really funny. Like, it’s obvious that this person’s got a good sense of humor. We can’t roast her for that.
On the other hand, maybe she isn’t joking, and she genuinely adores that football dress. If that’s the case, then we definitely don’t have the heart to roast her. You do you, girl!
Artsy Fartsy Much?
This one is actually kind of beautiful, but not in a “this a dress I’d wear on a day-to-day basis” kind of way. It’s pretty in an “I dressed up as a gothic, arthouse flower for Halloween and nobody really understood the costume” kind of way, which is the best kind of pretty in our opinion. On second thought, maybe we should start normalizing dressing this way. Like, why not?
Maybe all those prestigious fashion events and runways were good for something after all. Like, we definitely wouldn’t have come up with this evil flower look totally on our own.
No Offense But She Kinda Looks Like a Jellyfish
We get it. Everyone wants to nail the Disney princess look. There’s just no getting around it – anyone who grew up on classic and timeless Disney films gets it. Unfortunately, their larger-than-life dresses often don’t translate too well into reality. Case in point – this photograph right here. While this person may have had a vision and the best of intentions, reality disappointed her and truly did her dirty.
So next time you feel like breaking out the Disney dress, you may want to reconsider. Unless you want to end up looking like a jellyfish, that is. That’s the hard truth.
This Makes Us So Uncomfortable
Oh dear lord, this dress makes us feel a lot of things we’d be better off not feeling. It gives us goosebumps, but not in an emotional and exciting way, but in a cosmic horror, we’re scared of the incomprehensible kind of way. We’re not sure who’s more to blame here – the person who designed this dress, or the person who voluntarily wore it. Either way, we hope neither of them did it again.
This is also an interesting choice of clothing to wear when you have a tattoo kind of awkwardly right where the hole in your dress is. Like, we’re getting the urge to center the tattoo. The asymmetry is haunting.
Why Would Anyone Add Groping Hands to a Dress?
Now, this is one of those dresses that seems more like an art project than an actual piece of clothing that somebody would wear. We do feel as though a large part of clothing is keeping things off our bare skin, such as dirt, wild animals, and the outside world at large. So it may just be a bit defeatist to have a dress littered with groping hands. It just seems to defeat the purpose of clothing.
On the other hand, maybe this is an evocative piece of art that’s supposed to make us think of the purpose of clothing and subvert the way we usually think about things. Then again, maybe not.
The Good Old Gift Wrap Look
This is the type of dress that doubles as a last-minute gift wrap for your last-minute Christmas gift that you completely forgot to until the day of your family get together. Either that, or it’s some weird microwave popcorn, tinfoil, outer space dress that we’re not sure how one is supposed to make heads or tails of. Seriously, what is that and what the heck is it made out of?
And on a completely different (yet related) note: Why would somebody make that? Like, this obviously wasn’t meant to be worn, so why bother making the dress? People do weird stuff sometimes.
It Doesn’t Get Any Cringier Than This
Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox’s relationship may just go down as one of the most embarrassingly cringe love affairs of the 21st century unless they somehow redeem themselves and actually become likable. Only time will tell if that will happen but until then, there are a few things we can know for certain – like the fact that Megan Fox’s dress is, for lack of a better term, revealing.
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While we’re at it, we might as well also point out Machine Gun Kelly’s red suit. Like, we wouldn’t say it looks bad, but it definitely is kind of cringe all things considered.
This Is What Eco-Friendly Fashion Means
This is the kind of future that Greta Thunberg, the Swedish high schooler turned eco-activist. imagined. This photo depicts the co-existence of humans and nature (specifically plant life) in previously unimagined ways. Yes, this photograph may hold the key to a greener, more eco-friendly way of life: All we have to do is stick a bunch of plants to our bodies and call it a dress. That’ll surely do something.
We also can’t ignore the bling on this gal, either. Those diamonds are sparkling. Heck, they’re even dancing! Look at them go! This person has definitely got some pizzazz. That’s for certain.
One Word: Why?
Woah, hold up. Whoever designed this dress should definitely give himself a long, hard look in the mirror and ask himself the simple question: Why did I make this? This dress is giving off some strong Alien (the movie) vibes. Maybe it’s just our twisted brains, but we’re definitely expecting a horrific extra-terrestrial being to jump out of that hole in the dress. It just looks as though this dress was made for those kinds of things.
Okay, but even if an alien doesn’t come out of there, this dress is still pretty unnerving. It just has a very unsoothing quality to it that is hard to put our finger on.
Somebody Call PETA
These two definitely went all out with these dresses. The only thing they might want to reconsider is their choice of events. It’s as they say – you have to dress for the part. And sometimes, dressing for the part means not overdressing or underdressing for the setting. We think this is one of those cases in which the people in question definitely did more than they were required to do.
They just stick out like a sore thumb when compared to all those people in classic formal clothing behind them. Maybe that was their intention, but it’s still kind of funny to us.
The World Is Your Oyster. And Your Wardrobe, Apparently
A lot of people can get a bit lost for choice when it comes to their clothing. This makes sense given just how much there is to choose from; you could pretty much anything from anywhere in the world these days. That’s way too much choice! Thankfully, this lady here came up with a neat solution – why not just wear the entire world as a dress? Good thinking, lady.
We do also wonder what kind of map this is – going by the special markings and lines on the skirt, this seems like some kind of weather report or something like that. Strange.
Why Is It Making That Face?
So there are pretty much two things we would like to address when it comes to this piece of clothing right here – the first would be just how much those zippers and highlighted pieces of cloth look like a cute, kawaii emoticon, which is kind of weird. What’s even weirder, however, is the fact that this item of clothing has zippers exactly where the wearer’s breast area would be were the shirt to be worn.
That just makes us say: What? Why? Why would anybody design such an article of clothing? Who would possibly want to wear that? Nothing is adding up anymore these days.
What Kind of Black Magic Is At Work Here?
What? What the heck is going on here? Where did the hands go? Why are there two huge oval holes in the middle of the dress? We don’t get it – the topology of this piece of clothing has us absolutely flabbergasted and discombobulated. Did they conjoin the ends of the sleeves with the base of the dress? Is that what is going on here? We demand an explanation now!
Whatever they did to this dress, it looks freaky as hell, and it’s giving off a strong witchcraft vibe, which we’re all for. Go on sister, cast your freaky black magic.
The Deconstructed Flamingo Look – A Timeless Classic
We’re not sure what possessed the person who designed this dress and what exactly they were going for when they made it, but it’s safe to say that they missed their mark. At least, that’s what it looks like. Maybe this is the dress designer’s take on what a deconstructed flamingo would look like. If that’s the case, then we were wrong – they definitely hit it out of the park with this one.
The only quesition is – why would that be the case? Why would somebody purposefully design a dress to look like an abstract flamingo? To that we say – we have no idea.
Checkmate
We heard dressing like a chessboard is making a comeback this year and we’re all for it. We love chess. It’s definitely an underrated hobby. But maybe, on second thought, dressing up like a chessboard won’t do a lot of good for the game itself. Having a bunch of people cosplaying as chessboards just doesn’t seem like good P.R. It would probably scare new away new players, to be honest.
But wait, we’ve got to comment on the actual outfit instead of just talking about chess. It looks as though somebody just randomly tied a few kitchen towels together and knit them into a dress. Strange.
Part Blanket, Part Towel, Part Dress
This is definitely the ultimate dress for those times when you’ve just come out of the shower and you don’t know if you’re in the mood to go out or just call it a day and hit the hay. This dress was made both for sleeping in and for walking around the city. The top part screams “Take me to a bar” yet the bottom part says “Tuck me in.”
And finally, it also kind of looks like a towel. We’ll be the first to admit that although we don’t really “get” this dress, we’ve never really seen anything quite like it.
This One’s Actually Pretty Fire
Okay, we cannot tell a lie. This outfit is actually fire. It goes hard. Just look at it. It looks like something out of a retro sci-fi flick, but in a good way, not in a nerdy, no-budget Star Trek episode kind of way. We’re not saying that anyone would be able to pull it off or that it would suit every single type of event, but there’s definitely a time and place to wear this bad boy.
The way that classic Adidas jumper was knitted onto the white dress is masterful. That’s all. We have only good things to say about this dress, and with good reason.
No, You Don’t Have X-Ray Vision. That’s Just the Dress
No, you weren’t bitten by a radioactive spider; you also did not fall on your head and accidentally activate superhuman abilities. You didn’t gain any superhero powers – that’s just the way this dress was designed. It’s a strange decision, to design a dress that is partly see-through. Especially when the see-through part is the exact part you’d rather people would not see through, and yet this thing exists and someone probably purchased it.
That just goes to show you how much we understand fashion, which, in all honesty, we don’t. We don’t get fashion. That’s what this dress has made painfully clear to us.
The Return of the God Forsaken Jeans Dress (Jress)
Just when we thought we were safe, the abominable jeans dress (otherwise known as the Jress) caught up to us yet again. Is there no getting away from this unfashii=onable nightmare? Will we ever be free from that horrible piece of clothing? This jeans dress is even worse than most jresses given that it has those stylistic tears and holes that jeans often do. That’s just taking it too far, Cardi B.
We have no idea how she’s keeping up a straight face while wearing that. No offense, of course. We’re big fans of her music. It’s just this dress that’s bugging us.
Yeah, We Should Be Covering Our Eyes Too
They say that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, so when the beholder starts closing his eyes you better believe that whatever’s lying there before him isn’t very pretty. We’re not sure what kind of unfashionable demon possessed this lady and made her wear this dress, but we can definitely see her resisting the only way she knows how – by not having to look at the very dress she’s wearing.
Alright, we were just kidding. The dress is actually not as terrible as some of the other ones mentioned, but we definitely wouldn’t want to be seen wearing it in public. We would even choose to close our eyes rather than wear it.
