Twitter has become a place for people to share their most hilarious and outrageous thoughts with their close friends, family, and followers. However, every so often, these tweets become viral and they’re seen by people all around the world.
From funny observations to complete randomness, these Twitter users shared their most liked tweets of all time. Prepare to have a good laugh!
What’s Crackin’
We know we’re getting older when our back starts to hurt and our joints start to pop. Don’t even get us started on the noises our knees make any time we crouch down.
This guy gets the struggle of creaky knees, and just so happened to find a hilarious connection between this experience and Marty the zebra in Madagascar. There’s no need to be embarrassed by such an iconic tweet.
Try Being Grateful
People are not always the most sympathetic towards others and their problems. If you’re posting on the internet to complain about something, be prepared to get bombarded by folks who just can’t let you get away with being ungrateful.
If we were having a bad croissant, we too would probably be upset. Too bad this person was too busy bringing up her food sensitivities to even offer any sympathy for a bad pastry. What a classic Twitter exchange.
Is This Okay?
There’s just something about paying with a credit card that makes it feel like you’re spending fake money. But when that number comes up on the screen, we’re brought back to the reality of spending far too much for our budget.
Listen, we appreciate the machine asking us to second guess our decision to drop some money on a new purchase, but we’ll always agree, no matter how stressed out spending money makes us feel.
Your Local Library
With so much of our lives dependent on Wi-Fi these days, we often take for granted just how much we can access. The reality is, not everyone can afford to have internet access available to them at all times.
Luckily, your local library is set up with Wi-Fi, which you can access for free with a library card! Thank you Twitter user, for pointing out yet another reason having a library membership is invaluable.
Cat-ch of the Day
With infinite filters out there, you can turn just about any picture into something completely different. For example, a cute picture of a cat can become an underwater shot of a furry sea animal.
If there’s one thing the internet likes, it’s a good picture of a cat. If we were swimming and came across this sea-cat, we’d be pretty happy with our discovery. Thanks for bringing this tweet to our attention.
The Big Red Dog
Clifford the Big Red Dog was a staple in many people’s childhoods. Not only was he red, but he was ginormous, which made him incredibly unique.
However, this Twitter user can’t help but express their deep connection to the dog, from whom they never expected anything. People can be so obsessed with extravaganza, and this person is tired of it. We’re chuckling at how serious they are about this animated dog.
Daily Routine
We’ve become so used to waking up and immediately checking our social media. Who knows what our closest friends and followers have posted in the last eight hours while we were sleeping?
However, once you hit a certain age, checking your emails becomes part of the routine. You know you’re growing up when you can’t risk missing an important email instead of an important post.
Can’t Be-leaf It
With so many people moving to urban areas, the countryside is left wide open. If you reside in a city, you might not know what you’re missing in the lush green country.
We’re pretty sure this guy wasn’t talking about the physical trees, but “leave cities” is quite a beautifully poetic way to describe the natural landscape. At least Scott is cracking himself up.
Get in Formation
If you’ve had the pleasure of going to a Beyonce concert, you’ve probably experienced Queen B singing the lyric “Look around everybody on mute” before pausing to see if the crowd goes quiet. Only a few cities have been able to pull it off, but it’s become an iconic line nonetheless.
Now, imagine this line being used in classrooms all across the country. Other phrases to quiet kids are outdated and overused—this is one that’s sure to quiet a classroom down quickly.
One of the Bros
Though the 2023 film was called The Super Mario Bros. Movie there was one brother who got significantly less screen time than the other. However, that didn’t stop Luigi’s popularity by any means.
In fact, his 15 minutes on screen might have only served to make him all the more popular and loved. Mario’s been in the spotlight for far too long anyway—Luigi deserves his chance at fame.
My Little Pony
We’ve all heard the horror stories of booking an Airbnb and having it go terribly wrong, but we’ve never heard of an Airbnb that comes with its very own horse companion.
Once this person tweeted about the amazing opportunity to have a sleepover with a mini horse, tons of people were tripping over each other to sign up and meet Basil. Now, that’s using the power of Twitter for good.
So Satisfying
Becoming a self-sufficient adult not only means taking on tasks you never expected to do, but finding utter satisfaction in doing them.
Nothing is more satisfying than vacuuming up crumbs and hearing the vacuum pick them up in that crackly, crinkly kind of way that just speaks to our need for cleanliness. We might be getting old, but we’re okay with it.
Just Purrfect
If you’re into trying out new hobbies like us, you’ve probably tried your hand at drawing and found that it was far more difficult than you thought. Don’t fret—with the right tutorial, anyone can be an artist.
Four steps are all you need to make this entirely adorable black cat. Next time you get discouraged by your drawing skills, you’re probably not finding the right tutorials.
Take Your Turn
When we’re younger, we’re taught the phrase “righty tightly, lefty loosey” to remember which way to turn something. If you thought it was useful as a child, imagine how useful it is as an adult.
Whether you’re turning a screwdriver, a key, or anything else, you very well might find yourself whispering this phrase to yourself to keep your directions straight.
Raise a Glass
We’re all for shooting our shot, but at least make sure the person you’re hitting on doesn’t already have a husband and kids. This guy made a bit of a mistake soon after moving into the neighborhood.
Regardless, we have to give this guy props for being so bold as to assume this woman was single and come around with a bottle for them to share. That’s one way to ensure you’ll never be able to borrow sugar from them again.
Going Cross-Eyed
It can be difficult to manage your expectations when it comes to a night out. The nights that you want to be the wildest usually end up tamer than you expected.
On the other hand, the nights where you insist on just one drink tend to be the evenings that somehow get away from you. Let’s be real—we’ve all had a night where we ended up seeing double like our friend Woody here.
Spooky Season
When Ryan Gosling walked out on screen with a huge fur coat and nothing underneath, we can all admit that we swooned a bit. He looked good—we can’t deny it.
We already know guys are going to go out this Halloween dressed up like him, without understanding that this was the worst phase of Ken out of the entire Barbie movie, and we’re not looking forward to it.
Walk the Walk
If you’ve gone to court a few times, things might start to seem a bit mundane. The justice system should really try to liven things up with some music.
Think about it! It’s unfair that athletes get to choose a song to walk up to, and people being tried in court don’t get the same opportunity. It’s a good idea—someone should tell the court system to implement this into their next court cases.
Time Crunch
The anger we feel when someone upsets us is a very different anger from the one we feel when we don’t have enough food in our system.
If your partner is acting irritated and upset, there’s a very good chance they’re just hungry. Keep snacks around at all times and listen to that first grumble of their stomach unless you want to see them completely transform into someone you don’t recognize.
What’s Your Sign?
To some people, astrology can tell us a whole lot about another person and the way they behave. To others, you might be able to tell a whole other side of a person based on the video game they play the most.
Not only will you know what you’re getting yourself into by dating someone who spends hours on their computers, but you’ll also know the exact kind of person they are too.
Opinions to Yourself
The internet is full of unsolicited opinions from people who really don’t know what they’re talking about. When some of those opinions come from 14-year-old kids—people who are babies in the grand scheme of life—we simply have to draw the line.
See, not even other 14-year-old kid want to hear what their fellow peers have to say. How do we petition an age limit for speaking your mind?
On a Date
When you first meet someone on a date, you want to give the best impression possible. That means being on your best behavior and keeping those more controversial opinions to yourself.
However, all bets are off after a few dates. If the two of you agree to see each other multiple times, they might as well learn everything about you, even if those things are that you would kick a pigeon if the opportunity presented itself.
Map it Out
When deciding the right theme for your restaurant, you want to make sure your decor is inviting and pulls people in. This map definitely tried to be inclusive, but it may have missed the mark a little bit.
Before you hire someone to paint a map of the world on your wall, make sure they know their geography. From misspellings to misplaced countries and cities, this map is all sorts of wrong.
Getting Hungry
While we desperately hope we never have to deal with such a situation, we can’t help but wonder what we would do if we ever had to run and hide from a murderer.
If we found ourselves in the pantry, we too would need a little snack. Either our growling stomachs would give us away or the sound of a chip bag—at least the second option would mean we’d be satisfied before we died. We really relate to you, Jeff.
Amen Brother
Whether you’re religious or not, an “Amen” is the perfect way to tell someone you agree wholeheartedly with what they’re saying. After using this word for so long, there doesn’t seem to be another option that feels as powerful.
While those diehard meme fans know what Poggers refers to, the rest of us are left wondering just what goes on all day on the Internet.
Up to the Challenge
Antique shops are full of items with unknown, intriguing histories. Old family heirlooms and portrait photos are among the many interesting things you can buy to adorn your home.
As a rule of thumb, you probably shouldn’t buy paintings of random girls to put up in your house. You might not believe in ghosts or supernatural events, but you just might after you purchase this painting—just ask the last two owners why they gave it back.
Aye Aye Captain
All kids want to do when they’re younger is pretend that they’re adults. They dress up, they pretend to be doctors and mothers, and they copy the way their parents speak.
This kid took adulting a whole step further when they tried on a whole new persona with the waitress. We’re dying at the dad’s reaction, but even more so at the fact that this was such a pivotal moment in Sam’s life.
Like Mother, Like Daughter in Law
They say people are attracted to folks who remind them of their parents in some way. As much as that thought disturbs some people, sometimes, there’s no avoiding that reality.
Hopefully, your similarities to your partner’s parents will mean you get a new best friend for life. If this does end up being the case in your relationship, we at least hope to be as lucky as this girl.
Budgeting Tip
Money makes the world go round, and for many people, it’s a consistent stressor in our lives. If you dread checking your bank account because you don’t want to see how much money you’ve been spending, we feel your pain.
Here’s a great hack—take out some cash and pay for things with physical money. That way, the money’s already out of your account, and every purchase you buy in cash is essentially free!
Weight Off Your Shoulders
Life is already too short. If you’re not in the perfect job for you, don’t waste any more time. Turn in your notice and start to look for a job that makes you feel like your best self.
Clearly, this personal training job is not the career for this dude. With an epic dad joke like this, maybe he should consider pursuing comedy instead.
Chasing Pavements
With endless colors to choose from in home improvement stores, there are only so many names to choose from before they start to get a bit too literal. Now that we look at it, this gray color does look an awful lot like wet pavement.
But if you thought wet pavement was boring, maybe you just need a perspective change. Think like a worm and open your mind to the possibilities.
A Little Nervous
Our bodies and brains are constantly busy, making sure we’re able to function and go about our days. There are endless moving parts that require attention and focus—and all of this happens subconsciously.
So how on earth is our brain still able to find time to worry about the unknown and make us nervous about life? Doesn’t it have enough to do already? We agree, it is pretty messed up.
Stand Up for Yourself
In our opinion, dessert is never a bad thing. After all, no matter how full we are, there’s always a little pocket of our stomachs that we save for a sweet treat at the end of every dinner.
However, we can all stand to say no to dessert every now and again. With a little bit of practice and a lot of confidence, you too can easily refuse to add the extra charge of dessert onto your bill (though we don’t know why you’d need to.)
At What Cost
For our household pets, the food we give them is never enough. With enough tenacity and creativity, some pets are able to get themselves a bit of extra grub.
However, this cat might have had just a bit too much creativity when he stuck himself into the top of his own food dispenser. We’re not sure how he’s going to get out of there, but that’s a problem for him to figure out once he’s got his fill of extra food.
Green Thumb
Growing herbs in your own kitchen is a wonderful idea. Not only does it add some greenery to your space, but it also is economically smart, saving you tons of money you’d otherwise have spent on herbs at the grocery store.
Just make sure you pick the right herbs to grow. Otherwise, you’ll get a beautiful pesto pasta that just doesn’t taste right.
Future Egyptologists
From the hieroglyphs to the pyramids, everything about Ancient Egypt had all of us wanting to go on an adventure and solve the next big discovery in some hidden tomb in the desert.
Maybe it’s the information we learn about in elementary school or it’s the nature of the television programs we used to watch, but something about Ancient Egypt really intrigued young kids. If anything, movies like The Mummy only made us more interested as adults.
Tell Me a Secret
We all have secrets—thoughts we’re nervous to share, crushes on friends, or embarrassing things we’ve done. One of the best parts of having close friends is being able to tell them your secrets without being judged.
Make sure you pick the right people to tell your secrets to, though, in case they have a tendency to tell others. This girl, for example, is perfect. Not only will she not judge you, she’ll just immediately forget it.
Loses All Meaning
Sometimes, our lives just don’t seem real. All these crazy concepts like “having debt” and “getting a job” begin to feel unnecessary and uninspiring after a while.
What if, one day we woke up to find we’d dreamt it all up in our head, and in reality, we were really just lizards lounging around on rocks, eating bugs? Now, that would be a life worth living.
Good Use of Time
When you’re just a cog in the wheel of your company, it can be hard to feel truly appreciated. Someone came up with the phrase “act your wage,” and this person really took it to heart.
Taking a break from work, this person decided to show off their real skills by creating a little sculpture right at their desk. If that’s not a good use of company time, we’re not really sure what is.
Summertime Sadness
We’re always looking forward to that first hot day of summer when going in the pool is the perfect way to spend a day. However, maybe this summer, we should all agree to let people jump into the pool on their own accord, instead of pushing them in.
We’re not sure why this guy had to take a playful push in the pool so far, but we’d much rather leave people alone than be the ones responsible for ruining the summer.
Real-Life Fan Fiction
It’s a good idea to have an updated resume. Then, you can tweak it depending on the type of company you’re applying to. But if the job requires a cover letter on top of the resume, they’re asking for too much.
We already told you all of our experience and skills. Now you want us to do more work to describe how we’d be a good asset to your company? No one has time for that.
Modern-Day Paleontologists
As times change, so does our language. Every year we add new words to the dictionary, and we have to catch up on the slang that cycles through the internet every single day.
If the general public were to vote on what we would rename dinosaurs today, we’d have a very different list of scientific names to describe the extinct creatures. Still, we have to admit that a Heckin Chonkosaurus sounds a lot better than a Brachiosaurus.
Mere Acquaintances
Mickey Mouse has been a role model and common character in the lives of millions of people. He’s the face of Disney, and he’s just about everywhere you look.
However, this Twitter user is part of the select few who have a problem with the mouse and refuses to use anything but his government name. Oh Michael Mouse, what did you do to poor Kevin Mullet?
Holiday Spirit
If you’ve made it to a certain point in your relationship, you might feel that the next step is to invest in a pet together. However, just remember that if you break up, you’ll have to figure out some arrangement for the dog.
Well, this couple found an arrangement, alright. The girl gets to keep the pup, and the guy gets to stay in her living room as a Christmas tree!
Beginner Level
It’s great that the school system allows children to explore the many options they can pursue as a hobby. By allowing them to take musical instruments home, kids can hone their skills, even if they don’t have any yet.
Parents are often happy about this for their children as well—or at least, that’s what they’ll have to remind themselves as they cover their ears.
Get Yourself Together
Getting through airport security always feels stressful. You have to remove your laptop, your shoes, your belt—everything that is inconvenient to take on and off.
Then, you’re left with four bins full of things you have to readjust in your bag. The Milwaukee airport gets it. They’re not changing their security to make it more convenient, but they get it.
Stuck in Traffic
When the roads are full of cars, and you have an hour’s drive to get home, it’s only fair to assume your mind will wander. If you need something to occupy yourself, one great idea is to make up stories about the lives of people driving next to you.
Help us out by providing a little context to the dents and nicks on your car. Someone make this into a business idea.
Made to Order
The whole concept of Subway is that you’re able to make your dream sandwich. With different types of breads and toppings, you can order exactly what you want—within reason.
Putting a kid in Subway is a dangerous game, especially if their eyes are bigger than their stomach. Not even the Subway employee knew what to do with this kid’s order. We’re dying to know what he put on his sub.
Quarter-Life Puberty
When we all initially went through puberty, we were awkward little teenagers who didn’t know what was about to hit us. If you’re in your early twenties, you might just be dying for that second round of puberty to come.
You’re not truly an adult until you hit 25. Another glow-up would be the perfect pairing to go along with a quarter-life crisis. Sign us up for one of those.
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