Do you remember the movie Police Academy? If you do, you know what kind of jokes to expect! If not, don't worry, we'll tell you all about it. Just keep reading!
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My wife put on a sexy officer outfit and arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed. After a short trial, I was found not guilty.
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Police Officer: "I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait I can explain everything." -
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What does a police officer and a DJ have in common?
They both tell drunk people to put their hands up. -
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A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"
"For drinking." replies the officer.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?" -
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Why did the police officer smell so bad?
He was on duty.
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Did you hear the celery got arrested?
They charged him with stalking.
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Officer: “Why did you park here?”
Me: “The sign says, ‘Fine for parking.'”
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Police Officer: "You're driving on the wrong side of the road."
Driver: "Sorry, I'm English."
Police officer: (shouting) "Oii! It's the rong soid of the roade ye was droivin down, innit?"
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Why did they arrest the cap?
It was covering for the marker.
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What does a frog use to keep away burglars?
A lily padlock.
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I asked a rookie what he would do if he had to arrest his mother.
He said, “I’d call for backup!”
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Police officer: "So I'm writing you a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane."
Me: "You're going to feel really stupid when you look in my trunk." -
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"Police are usually shocked that I have a record. But I love their greatest hits!"
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There’s a man in the town who’s stealing the wheels of police cars. The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
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Did you hear about the criminal who stole a lamp?
He got a very light sentence.
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Why did the police officer arrest the skeleton?
They could see the joint in his hand.
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Why did the officer give the ghost a ticket?
It didn’t have a haunting license.
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"Your eyes look red." said the police officer. "Have you been smoking weed?"
"Your eyes look glazed." I replied. "Have you been eating donuts?" -
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Why are policemen such great volleyball players?
They know how to serve and protect.
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Why did the NYPD show up at the Mets game?
They heard someone was stealing bases.
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What's the difference between a computer and a police officer?
One has troubleshooting. -
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One fire truck and 20 cops show up to a call. What happened?
Dunkin Donuts burnt down.
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Officer: “Why did you park here?”
Me: “The sign says, 'Fine for parking.'”
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Why did the coffee call 911?
It was mugged. -
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Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend?
He stole her heart. -
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What are the four food groups for cops?
Jelly, powdered, glazed, and chocolate frosted.
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Did you hear they arrested the Energizer bunny?
He was charged with battery.
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A man in an interrogation room says I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present.
Police: "You are the lawyer."
Lawyer: "Exactly, so where's my present?" -
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What happens when a police officer goes to bed?
He becomes an undercover cop.
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Police officer 1: "This murder seems racially motivated."
Police officer 2: "Hate crime?"
Police officer 1: "Of course I hate crime. That's why I'm a officer."
