Math might not naturally make you laugh, but that's why we should try to find humor in it! We gathered some really funny and silly math jokes and had real kids react to them. We also got them to share some jokes that made them laugh.Whether you're trying to make homeschooling more fun or you've got a math enthusiast in the house, here are some great math jokes and puns that will surely make your little math wizards laugh.
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0What did one math book say to the other math book? "Do you want to hear my problems?"
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Why did the mathematician throw his clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
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How come old math teachers never die?
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Why do math teachers love parks so much?
Because of all the natural logs.
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Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can’t drink and derive…
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
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Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
Because they’re never right.
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Why was the math lecture so long?
The professor kept going off on a tangent.
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Why does algebra make you a better dancer?
Because you can use algo-rhythm.
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How do you make seven an even number?
Just remove the “s.”
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Where do mathematicians like to party?
In bar graphs
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What do you get when you cross a math teacher with a vampire? Lots of blood problems.
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Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.
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Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? The teacher told him not to use tables.
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Why did the math teacher bring a ladder to class? Because she heard the course was about high-level mathematics.
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Why was the student always calm during math tests? Because he knew his equations had solutions.
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Why is six afraid of seven?
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What's a math teacher's favorite type of tree? Geometry.
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Why didn’t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
It was too cubed.
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Why didn’t sin and tan go to the party?
Just cos.
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Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X.
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Who invented the Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
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Why did the student use graph paper?
She must be plotting something.
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What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?
Hexagon
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Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
His parents wouldn’t Cosine
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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What's the best tool to do math? Multi-pliers.
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Why should you never mention the number 288?
Because it’s two gross.
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